Watch me kick the markets as@

very poor trading
https://twitter.com/Big_Bum_Babe/status/572385573354250241
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"JPMorgan Pro Trader for over 6 years. "



You would think she, him, it, would be able to afford a cleaner...........:LOL::p:LOL:
 
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

Abraham Lincoln
 
I think im going to start trading again.the fingers crossed method.hold very volatile stuff overnight without stops.im not even going to look at the position overnight.yeah it may go 100 to 200 offside but hey im an amazing trader so ill just ignore that and make it back with my other trades.THATS GOT TO BE THE WAY FORWARD GANG.im creating a Trade mark for it.Its called the offside praying method
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;)
 
i was about to press the button,trade and then make up some spurious profits when everything comes right after being offside for a week.but you know what i couldnt do it.i looked into my heart and the eyes of my spaniel and i just cant .i love you all-goodnight fellow traders .
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Just back from my hols and i cant believe it.
I thought that i had opened a demo account but i clicked the wrong button and it was an actual live account.I made some crazy bets on oil/gold and various other instruments that i know NOTHING about.
I am now a paper millionaire .i will be posting my dinner soon................the story continues........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sJqTDaOrTg
 
Ps thats not my dinner.Its a dig at people who feel the need to post crap like that on twitter & facebook.well time for breakfast
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On a serious note i have a lot of investments linked to the ftse(endowment stuff).
So cmon FTSE.
 
https://twitter.com/Bruce01Wayne/status/589009114082238464
lolz
a perfect example of buying at the wrong time
incidentally i shorted the dax and dow at exactly the right time.Obviously for £100 per point.
I am now a multi millionaire.In fact i am a little worried that my broker may now have gone bust.
Keep it real gang c ya
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I gave myself a nice treat.
Forgot to mention that i am having my dinner now
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