Trade2Win's 10 Year Anniversary - Day 2 (The Trading Desk Contest)

[arabianights]

I think it should have been yourself or elitejets, redart.

Still at least Dave may be able to swap the camera for a decent pair of shoes and rid the world of those monstrosities.

LOOK - He's ironed a pleat in his jeans the tw@!!

What the hell is going on here?

bender

p.s. wtf makes you think *I* do the ironing

 

[scose-no-doubt]

Because only a lunatic would wear a pair of sh1tty, toasted, horse-skin wallabies to work and complement the f*ckers with a pair of pleated jeans lol.

 

[arabianights]

careful now!

 

[arabianights]

Because only a lunatic would wear a pair of sh1tty, toasted, horse-skin wallabies to work and complement the f*ckers with a pair of pleated jeans lol.

I have a nice watch. Does this make me a better person?

 

[oiltanker]

Re: The Winner!

But he's not even a vendor!!!

Foul Play!

but he is a business partner?

 

[DionysusToast]

I had a nice watch - some chick sitting opposite me on the train on the way home with a black mini skirt and pink knickers on.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say it was a LOVELY watch.

 

[scose-no-doubt]

I have a nice watch. Does this make me a better person?

Yes.

I had a diamond watch as a remnant from my younger and wilder days.
Some morroccan wh*re stole it from me during a kerfuffle with a mugger who was wearing white pants and a silver bubble jacket. Was a sad day. France is a strange place.

 

[wackypete2]

I had a very old watch I received as a gift. It only worked in the sunlight.

Peter

 

[Black Swan]

Blimey only just caught back up with this thread, someone's got to say it, that's a cracking pair of tits..

 

[scose-no-doubt]

I don't think they're really hers. Disappointing really.

 

[elitejets]

Congratulations Arabian, commiserations Donkey and great effort Megamuel.
My personal favourite was the Toast Dartboard but I am a bit biased.

 

[scose-no-doubt]

No need to rub it in, Nic. Unless you want to do it in person. Booyah!

 

[TheBramble]

Congratulations Arabian, commiserations Donkey and great effort Megamuel.

Yeah, a good result. Arabian can film his mum in HD now ironing his jeans - with the crease. Just don't let her buy your shoes for you anymore, they're a real feckin embarrassment to you.

Donkey didn’t deserve to win because he’s an ass.

Megamuel’s was a great effort, though his bookends were far too close together. You’d hardly get a slim paperback between them. (I’m still fantasising…sorry….)

 

[Pazienza]

I have a nice watch. Does this make me a better person?

Big deal. The ultimate status symbol is an HTC Desire and I've got one. I like to tell people about it so they know what a great trader I am.

 

[TheBramble]

So it's YOU!!!

Come on then, think you're hard do you, what's your benchmark? Call yourself a man, go on, what's your benchmark?

 

[montmorencyt2w]

I see you have a copy of "Trading for Dummies" on your bookshelf...

learn much ??? :whistling

I'd assumed that was for the lady.

 

[DionysusToast]

I have a HTC desire - spends more time in repair that it does in my pocket.

Apart from the new motherboard (common problem) and the constant hanging/rebooting/going into silent mode - it's a great phone.

I wouldn't touch an HTC again - they need to sort out the quality issues.

 

[TheBramble]

Anyway, my girlfriend was very disappointed that she didn't win the video camera. She was planning on posting up some videos of herself here n all. Never mind!

I've popped one in the post to you.

Didn't realise it was your girlfriend. I just thought you turned the heating way up before the cleaning lady arrived. I do.

 

[megamuel]

Well she does the cleaning too and I don't even have to pay her, and if I leave my washing long enough she does that too! Thai girls, can't beat em! Well you can, but that's another story!

 

[MajorDutch]

For someone with money, they aren't half some sh1t shoes.

you made me spill my coffee. bwah ha ha ha ha