Howard
Noun
1.a compulsive onanist with pants ablaze due to mendacity.
also
to "Pulling a Howard"
Traders that have absolutely no clue about what is behind the action they are trading (order flow, fundamentals, arbitrage or whatever) should be said to be "pulling a Howard'.
example:
"Did you hear about danny? he did his conkers doing long usd/jpy"
"really? shame. Why did he do that?"
"he said that because kerry katona was voted off dancing on ice it should go heavy bid"
"WTF? Dude... he pulled a Howard on that one".