"A Pentagon spokesman said the operation to 'bomb' the moon was justified as intelligence had come to light that it was responsible for tides all over the world and was therefore a threat to World Peace. He continued to say that a nuclear strike package was currently being put together to deal with the problem permanently. When asked about fall out, he responded that there was not going to be a rise in background radiation levels on earth. When further questioned about debris he said it would light up the night sky like July 4th.
When further asked if President Obama had authorised the imminent nuclear strike he said there was further humint that Sadman Insane had built a base on the dark side of the moon to hide his missiles from observation and President Obama's strike decision was the reason he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize today" - Reuters