if you tell them you've had a bad day, they freak out. If you tell them you've had a good day, a new handbag appears in the hallway the next evening. Upon questioning she will say 'my other handbags are sooo tatty and this one was on sale, only £200'. Go to the shop and you will find out it wasn't on sale, and it was £350.
Rule no. 4 should be rule no. 1, no question.
lol!