I know the answer to the riddle: My Bruvver.
There you go you owe me a pint Aussie.
He went out a couple of weeks ago, with tickets to the quarter, semi, and the final; which England will undoubtedly win.
Anyone wants his ticket? He wouldn't sell it for double the price he paid for the trip.
He's having such a great time out there he might not come back.
He's a Barrister, so if anyone knows of any firms, etc, etc.
If your going to the match Aussie Trader, have a great time and enjoy the atmosphere, pity you'll come away a loser.
Tell you what give my bruvver the pint you owe me. He'll be waving a English flag with Dagenham written in the middle of it.
Don't ask him if Options is his bruvver though. He doesn't know my 'nick' on here. Just ask him if he is a barrister; and he will bill you for the answer.
Have a great time. It's gonna be a classic!