sounds like CYOF here?
How about I entertain you in the use of unfalsifiable statements - anything goes really. So I'll humour you thus:
Statement: Socrates is a repressed homosexual.
Is the above statement true? In light of your thinking yes, because I can put forward the evidence of his attention seeking as a manifestation of feminine tendencies (we know how women love attention), his constant needing to be right, and his "passes" made at other posters as a potential cry for help, in light of denying his sexuality etc . . he simply represses and then displaces these feelings because they are too hard to accept.