Limericks

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There was a young man from the City
Who seemed to have No Pity
He did swear and shout
And run about
But stole the flaming Kitty.

 

[Pat494]

For anyone who has no idea what we are on about ( and foreigners )

 

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There was an old man from Newport
Who thinks logic is some sort of sport
When it came to a test
He came off 2nd best
With a magnificent score of nought.

 

[Pat494]

There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God,
But 'twas not the Almighty
Who hiked up her nightie -
'Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!