Best Thread Joke of the day

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A non-partisan research post - London
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Danish MEP slams ‘absurd’ proposal to rename Greenland ‘Red, White and Blueland’

https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-greenland-red-white-and-blueland-anders-vistisen/

 

[ImogenBeaumont]

Who says men do not have a sensitive side.

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,

she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the
floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him...

they kiss...

and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,

"Well, how was it?"

The guy says..



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"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

I'm still waiting for the punch line!!!

 

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And .... they could be overvalued relative to net bargaining worth.

 

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UK putting the clocks forward again at Stonehenge last weekend

 

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Old news - just came across by accident

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10453199
Appearing at Newcastle Crown Court, the 49-year-old, of Hall Road, Washington, was given a 12-week prison term suspended for a year.
She was told she would go to jail if she breached the order again.
The hearing was told how complaints about Mrs Cartwright's "shouting and screaming" during sex and her playing loud dance music had been ongoing for years.
Neighbours, a postman and a woman taking her child to school originally complained about the noise to police, and she was given a noise abatement notice.
She breached this notice five times and was made the subject of an anti-social behaviour order (Asbo) in April 2005.
In January this year she received an eight-week prison sentence, suspended for 12 months, for breaching the Asbo three times.
But in March her neighbour, Rachel O'Connor, called the police after hearing Mrs Cartwright shouting and screaming.
Mrs Cartwright said: "I have tried to minimise the situation by having sex in the morning - not at night - so the noise was not waking anybody."
Recorder Jeremy Freedman told her that her guilty pleas had saved her from jail.
He said: "It is clear to this court you have made your neighbours' lives thoroughly miserable and disturbed their sleep so they are tired when they go to work.
"It is in my judgment that this is thoroughly selfish behaviour.
"If you breach this Asbo you will be going to prison. This court is giving you one last chance."

 

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Disney Princesses After the Fairy Tales End

 

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