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An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher Baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher...
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,
'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
The drunk shouts, 'Yes, I am.'
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him Into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus my brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't Found Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again ---
But this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs so he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher...
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,
'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
The drunk shouts, 'Yes, I am.'
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him Into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus my brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't Found Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again ---
But this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs so he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
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Congress cat fight !
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a stoner went to an abounded house and took the whole stoner kit with him, little did he knew that that house was haunted and while he was smoking hise second joint and sipping on some nice ice tea he brought with him, a group of ghosts where laughing in the basement and choosing who is going to scare the stoner off, so one of them won and told them look what im going to do, he went to the stoner and said : hey man do you have a smoke ?, the stoner looked at him calmly and handed him a ciggaret and said there you go buddy, so the ghost went back to his mates and the started mocking him and he got pissed and said wait i will make him shit himself just watch, so the ghost broker his army and made it bleed and went back to the stoner and poked him while he was bleeding and said : hey man you got another smoke ? the stoner handed him another one and said there you go buddy,, so the ghost went back to his mates and they were laughing thier asses up and mocking him hardly so the ghost got really really pissed and told them thats enough im going to show this human what horror is, so the ghost poped out his eyes and cut his body in half and made wholes in his remaining body and started to bleed from every inch and went back to the stoner and said : hey man you think you got another one ?? the stoner looked calmly and said : yes i have but dont you think that smoking is harming you buddy ?
