Best Thread Joke of the day

Reports say that at yesterday's milk marketing conference milk bottles were thrown by protestors. At the egg marketing conference eggs were thrown. While today the manure marketing conference has been cancelled.

The 2 Ronnies
 
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My children have been searching for the Christmas presents I've hidden around the house. A friend suggested I put them in the attic. But the constant moaning and crying kept me awake; ' It's really dark up here!' I'm scared of mice!'. It's getting on my nerves now. Any other suggestions?
 
Mr. Ken Flogger was arrested today for running backwards and forwards naked outside the Houses of Parliament shouting all MPs are barmy.
He was fined £10 for being drunk and disorderly and jailed for 10 years for disclosing State Secrets.
 
A Briton flies into Australia 
and is asked by the immigration 
officer, “Do you have any felony 
convictions?”
The Briton replies, “Sorry. I didn’t realize that was still a requirement.”
 
I think Brexit sentiment is making UK butt of some increasing comedy sketches. Seeing these more often than before...

 
Q. How many politicians does it take to change 1 light bulb ?

A. Well by the time they have found time to debate the issue fully and held a vote on it …………….
 
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