Poll:
What kind of pants do you wear for tarding?
My preference is for specialist trading pants, they really enhance my edge. They have a reinforced crotch area to support my BSD, and are emblazoned with Nazi symbols for inspiration - the Nazis being famous for their trading prowess.
Because I am a successful trader I want to give something back, I have decided to market specialist pants for the discerning tarder. But hurry and order today! These amazing tarding pants are strictly limited to 89 million pairs.
Only $150 per pair!*
*Pants and Nazi insignia not included.