I've cooked a 4 Kilo Gammon joint and made Cauliflower cheese (2 cauliflowers)

[MrGecko]

oh fúck... you gotta try it... I've made a mess in my pants it's so good...

 

[elitejets]

would you lick it off?

Lick it off what?

 

[MrGecko]

I'd lick it of your rack...

 

[Black Swan]

posh tw@t, calling gammon "a ham", I'll bet you cooked it in the Aga too after hunting the poor wild boar eh?

 

[Scotty2Cues]

oh fúck... you gotta try it... I've made a mess in my pants it's so good...

you sh it yourself?

get dog to lick it up

can you be fat without being greedy?

get out more

 

[Scotty2Cues]

BTW - "ham" is slang for pen1s where I live. Just be careful what you go putting in that poor dog.

you have tossed salad with your ham and jelly for dessert?

shame your thread got deleted...

 

[MrGecko]

I've bought some more... 7 more.