Ok. I understand you need to have things spelled out several times.
How do we measure how close the SPX price action is to a normal distribution? It's called SKEW. Skew measures this difference (I suggest you Google the definition and its application). Therefore, we have a quantitative measure; and this measure shows that the average SKEW over a 5-year period is -0.053 (anything under absolute 1.0 is considered random).
Now, since you really don't have any understanding of statistics (this is fairly clear based on your responses), you don't understand the concept of inexactness, which is what probabilities are about. There is no certainty when dealing with probabilities; we could express the accuracy of a distribution over many occurrences using the standard error (which drops as the number of occurrences increases), but rather than lecture you, I suggest you do the research and start learning about randomness and its relationship to Brownian motion, probabilities, and Google independent white-papers on the randomness of the S&P.
Btw, stating that you are "correct" and that you understand statistics is not a proof of anything. It is simply your opinion; an opinion that is based on, imo, wishful thinking and nothing else.
On the other hand, if you do have a background in statistics, then I suggest you run a simple test on the distribution of the daily price action of the SPX and compare it to a normal distribution over the last 5 years (or more if so inclined). Then come back with the results and we can talk some more.
If you chose to look at the test results of others in charting the SPX distribution on a daily basis (not annual), then you will see that it resembles closely a bell curve (with high tops at the center, and long tails). Does the high tops and long tails exclude the use of the probability model? Imo, and from my experience, NO. One other point: the longer the time-frame (daily vs weekly vs monthly vs annual) the less random is the distribution which diminishes the applicability of the probability model.