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fibo_trader
Bitcoin is an investment with a lot of risk and a lot of volatility.
Investing is perhaps not very safe for some
Far less risk and volatility than marriage.
The wisdom of Bitcoin is nonpareil:
Bitcoin answers Fibo's questions below
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Bitcoin: Marry her.
Wife [in front of the mirror]: “I feel ugly. Give me a compliment to make me feel better.”
Bitcoin: “Your vision is absolutely perfect.”
Wife: “Can I spend $20,000 on breast implants?”
Bitcoin: “Why don’t you just rub toilet paper all over your chest?”
Wife: “I don’t get it.”
Bitcoin: “Worked on your ass, didn’t it?”
What’s the difference between a wife and a job?
Bitcoin: After 10 years, a job still sucks.
What do wives and hurricanes have in common?
Bitcoin: On arrival, they’re wet and wild. When they leave, they take the house and car with them.
What’s the secret to a happy marriage?
Bitcoin: Find a woman who can cook and clean. A woman who’s an animal in bed. A woman with lots of money. Make sure these three women never meet.