Is father christmas/santa clause real?

[shadowninja]

He is not real.

Why?

I've been asking for a BJ every Christmas morning for the last 15 years - not a chance!

You want a BJ from a fat, bearded man? You probably don't have to pay much to get that kinda thing you know... any truck stop toilet...

 

[rols]

You want a BJ from a fat, bearded man? You probably don't have to pay much to get that kinda thing you know... any truck stop toilet...

LOL!

Was thinking more along these lines...

 

[Splitlink]

Some believe so
YouTube - Eartha Kitt with Friends Santa Baby

 

[dilesh23]

i think shes using the term chimney as a euphemism for something a bit more x rated

 

[dick_dastardly]

and if you've been really bad



dd

 

[yacarob1]

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill.

Which one picked it up??

Santa!

The other two don't exist!

 

[mechtraderpro]

He is not real.

Why?

I've been asking for a BJ every Christmas morning for the last 15 years - not a chance!

Well thats not on is it !! you wouldn't want to get caught out would you !!!!

 

[Gumping]

Just wondered- i'm trying to work it all out.

If so, can someone give me ideas about what to do if i don't have a chimney?

thanks

Bazooka your ceiling. It's the only way.

 

[Gumping]

That's an easy one, buy a large fancy gothic style plastic key for each child, create elaborate fantasy to the children that these are magic keys that will let santa in to deliver their presents under the tree, hang the keys outside with the children on xmas eve.

Works a treat :cheesy:

KillPhil08, you scrooge! lol

You hang your children outside on Xmas Eve?

 

[Gumping]

I'm afraid if you don't have a chimney he can't come to you, you'll have to go pick up your presents in Finland where he has his official Residence.

You can take Finnairs Santa Special:

Santa Claus' Village - Joulupukin Pajakylä - Joulupukki Lapland Finland

Merry Christmas and a great New Year !

Looks better than the New Forest version :cheesy:

 

[Glenn]

For Elf and Safety reasons, Father Christmas is no longer allowed to deliver via the chimney.
Please put the carrots and mince pies outside your front door and he will call to collect and deliver.

The Elf and Safety Executive
Namby Pamby House
Liberal Way
Worthless

 

[rathcoole_exile]

He is not real.

Why?

I've been asking for a BJ every Christmas morning for the last 15 years - not a chance!

you want a small replica dinosaur puppet, one of Barney's friends ?

A bit Odd ! :whistling

 

[rathcoole_exile]

damn you SplitLink !!!!!

now I'm up at 3.45 in the morning watching Eartha Kitt videos on youtube !!!

 

[Gumping]

you want a small replica dinosaur puppet, one of Barney's friends ?

A bit Odd ! :whistling

Yup!

And he wasn't even invented for some of those 15 years - damn this guy is good!

 

[UKtradergirl]

I'm quite happy to report that Father Christmas delivered the presents without any problems.

Thanks for all your help everyone .