Good bit of research !
He says, "Size and age irrelevant" in the female he is looking for.....wear and tear.....?
What about shrinkage and slippage..?
Check out the link in the following post (#76) and Mr. Ali is again looking for maturity......
My advice (NOT from personal experience) is not to frequent Lidl and Aldi looking for female talent more than twice his age; at least look in Harrods or Fortnums. Better still check out the Royal Academy across the road to Fortnums. Ladies of a certain age looking for young one night stand talent frequent the Summer Exhibition.
You'll never find any successful trader who will let you live off his skills - we're too sharp for that, but you might find a middle aged lady who might be looking for a toy boy.
That might be a better "career" choice.
More profitable than your current job in the Civil Service, no doubt.....
There is a word for those who seek to live off others.......in the beginning and in the end... "parachuting into web sites".
I'm sorry, I don't normally post like this, but this thread is hilarious, as is Spanish's.
Richard