Good Footballer!

[kimo'sabby]

Anyone on here a good footy player and a bit of a free-kick specialist?

I've got a match this weekend and i need to know how to take a top free-kick. I need diagrams with written explanations on how to bend and dip the ball over the wall and into one of the top corners using various approaches.

I'll print-off the info and stuff the sheets down my shorts so i can get them out and read them just before i take any free-kicks.

I'm desperate for this info, please help.


K O'sabby.


PS. Will i need to be good at maths or physics, i hope not, i wagged alot of these lessons at school to go smoking fags (not gays) with my school buddies.

 

[kimo'sabby]

One more thing guys.....PSYCHOLOGY!

The match is a quarter-round match.... away! The particular pub team who we play against absolutely hates us.

How do i clear my head of all nasty thoughts just before i take a free-kick? Is there a nack and does it help?

I'm going to be getting pelted with missiles on my approach to the ball so i need to be totally tuned in. Still being half-cut from the Saturday night may help a little, but if there are any nifty zen mind tricks i could use then all the better.


Cheers guys....and girls.

 

[minch]

Anyone on here a good footy player and a bit of a free-kick specialist?

I've got a match this weekend and i need to know how to take a top free-kick. I need diagrams with written explanations on how to bend and dip the ball over the wall and into one of the top corners using various approaches.

I'll print-off the info and stuff the sheets down my shorts so i can get them out and read them just before i take any free-kicks.

I'm desperate for this info, please help.


K O'sabby.


PS. Will i need to be good at maths or physics, i hope not, i wagged alot of these lessons at school to go smoking fags (not gays) with my school buddies.

He he...Your not using charts for footy now are you....I think you might need a break from TA...Just give it the good old welly...works everytime :cheesy:

 

[Splitlink]

You've left it a bit late, mate!

Use your instinct and a close stop.

 

[kimo'sabby]

He he...Your not using charts for footy now are you....I think you might need a break from TA...Just give it the good old welly...works everytime :cheesy:

I've being giving it the old wallop routine for years, but there's no finesse there and it never really works. I may as well be blindfolded.

 

[Splitlink]

Well. you are in good company on this site.

 

[MrGecko]

Isn't this supposed to be satire?

 

[kimo'sabby]

Isn't this supposed to be satire?

Sat higher? Yeh, i could try placing the ball on a little mound of sand, give me a bit more elevation and that. Good thinking.

 

[chilltrader]

If you really want "top" class then perhaps best to get one of these guys fly out to you for a brief 15min training session...

http://www.the-top-tens.com/lists/best-free-kick-takers.asp

 

[kimo'sabby]

Gotit!

Youtube, some guy called Becks. All i have to do is replicate this guy and it's game over for the other team.

I can just see his action,....and it's me all over, really suits me.

Can't wait for Sunday, all i need is a free kick, i'll sort it. Dive dive dive, know what i mean!?



Cheers,



K O'sabby.

 

[shadowninja]

In those kind of situations, I like to think, "What would Buffy do?" Do you have any stakes?

 

[chilltrader]

Gotit!

Youtube, some guy called Becks. All i have to do is replicate this guy and it's game over for the other team.

I can just see his action,....and it's me all over, really suits me.

Can't wait for Sunday, all i need is a free kick, i'll sort it. Dive dive dive, know what i mean!?



Cheers,



K O'sabby.

yeah... just play like that obese chappie they call rooney...

 

[shadowninja]

Rooney?