EUR/USD: Dear Gumping: Congratulations on your Sir Francis yesterday. In recognition for this, we would like to offer you a further 100 pips free of charge. Just keep an eye on the chart.
Gumping: No thanks, EUR/USD, I think I'd rather ogle the t*ts on the bird in the next corridor.
EUR/USD: Well, we regret our lack of actual functioning mammary glands and associated organs, but we specialise in pips and wish to focus on our core market only, but wish you well in your endeavour. Oops! There it goes...... please think of us when you are on the lookout for pips in the future.
There may be a lesson in all of this...:medieval:...I'm just trying to work out what.....