Free BJ!

[Pazienza]

Bad as in losing money ?

I don't know if he's live or demo, but he certainly seems down on his trading prowess.

 

[BeginnerJoe]

I don't know if he's live or demo, but he certainly seems down on his trading prowess.

Why would anyone be down on a demo account ? Maybe you can give him some tips.

 

[Pazienza]

Why would anyone be down on a demo account ? Maybe you can give him some tips.

Not down, down.

 

[BeginnerJoe]

Not down, down.

So why are you so cheerful ? Sniped for some peanuts did you ?

 

[scose-no-doubt]

My interest is largely academic as my current situation dictates.
Viva la scose!

 

[BeginnerJoe]

My interest is largely academic

Ok, so you are a student.

 

[Pazienza]

So why are you so cheerful ? Sniped for some peanuts did you ?

No. I'm cheerful because I got to Number 46 before you, so when you arrived there were no knickers on the line left for you to steal.

No trades today thus far, likely none at all. Four this week, three wins, one looser. Reason enough to be cheerful, I think.

 

[Pazienza]

Ok, so you are a student.

I think he's an accountant.

 

[BeginnerJoe]

I think he's an accountant.

A student accountant then.

 

[Pazienza]

A student accountant then.

What do you get if you cross an accountant with a plane?

A Boring 747.

Haha!

 

[scose-no-doubt]

A student accountant then.

Yes. That'll do.

 

[BeginnerJoe]

What do you get if you cross an accountant with a plane?

A Boring 747.

Haha!

May be it's a 737. I am sure he can't be that big as to be a jumbo. I don't ever remember seeing a fat accountant. They are too busy counting money than to use it for food.

 

[Pazienza]

Yes. That'll do.

For whom?

 

[scose-no-doubt]

What do you get if you cross an accountant with a plane?

A Boring 747.

Haha!

A day in the life

I'm not boring. I smash it on a regs.

 

[Pazienza]

May be it's a 737. I am sure he can't be that big as to be a jumbo.

Some people say he's a right jumbo, like that Black Swan for example. Then again, if old Swannyballs doesn't like him, he must be OK.

 

[BeginnerJoe]

I find it surprising an account would gamble. It''s completely out of character.

 

[scose-no-doubt]

I don't gamble.

 

[BeginnerJoe]

I don't gamble.

Good to hear. Then did you intentionally get yourself in to a bad trade ?

 

[scose-no-doubt]

Yes I was attempting to hedge my the massive position I'd built up through the course of my scalping. All in the same market of course. Was trying to recoup my transaction costs which were approx. 155% of my earnings.

 

[Pazienza]

Yes I was attempting to hedge my the massive position I'd built up through the course of my scalping. All in the same market of course. Was trying to recoup my transaction costs which were approx. 155% of my earnings.

Good system. You'll go far. 👍