Morning Doomberg.
I just thought I would let you know that tomorrow the weather may be wet and windy so I will be looking to take my mac and umbrella out with me, if the wind reaches 16 mph + I will only use the mac as the umbrella will fold up. I will wear my shorts even if it is only 5°C, so what ;-)) I can still get a suntan when it's cold, pissing down with rain and blowing a gale.
It may be sunny tomorrow in which case I will be rocking my crotchless dayglo mankini and Ray-Bans and by the end of the day I will be looking to have some tan lines that rival those of an 80's porno flick chick.
PS If you have a scalpel and some salt I would be willing to watch 4xmophomitty throw it into your wounds.
PPS all the best doom, you'll be back for more soon.