Dionysus's small appendage

[maiden22]

anyway just insult r_e, something along the lines of him being a dirty norn irish pikie potatoe picking ****!

The Irish are well known for their prejudice against the Greeks, as this documentary demonstrates (10:40 onwards):

http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/comedy/watch/v6336533MCbtgnk2

"Feckin' Greeks!"

"It isn't the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after."

"I don't care who he gets as long as I can have a go at the Greeks! They invented gayness!"

 

[DionysusToast]

That p3nis looks big to me...

 

[rathcoole_exile]

I'm still waiting for my kebab from Itchy Scalp

 

[BSD]

This looks like fun. here's my contribution..

A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."