'Are you a middle-class criminal?'
This is from the FT. The article is too long for me to steal it all
''Working late at the office, you are loading some more paper into the printer when you suddenly remember you have run out of A4 at home. ''Well,'' you tell yourself, ''I'm working overtime for nothing, so I am owed.'' Thus exonerated, you unloc the stationery cupboard and help yourself to a pack of 500 sheets - followed by a roll of Sellotape, three pens and a Pritt stick.
''This, of course, is an act of pure, unvarnished theft. If you were caught nicking the stuff from Ryman, the police would come and arrest you. But somehow, the middle classes have managed to persuade themselves that when they commit a crime for personal gain, it is not the same as when the criminal classes do. So they lie, cheat and steal with abandon.
''They defraud the taxman by hiding money offshore or by shopping abraod and concealing their booty from Customs. They make fraudulent claims on their insurance policies by inventing or exaggerating losses. They knowingly buy counterfeit goods and acquire illegal copies of compuer software. They steal hotel and gym towels,...
''One study, by criminologists at Keele University, found that nearly two-thirds of Britons admitted to acts of dishonesty such as keeping quiet when given too much change, paying the builder in cash to avoid ta or buying clothes for a special occasion and returning them afterwards for a refund.
''The worst offenders wee the middle classes, with 70 per cent of those in the A and B social brackets admitting to everyday fiddling, deceitfulness and fraud, compared with 53 per cent of those in the D and E brackets.
''Whatever happened to ''honesty is the best policy'', ''cheats never prosper'', ''virtue is its own rewards'' and other such middle-class axioms? Do the middle classes not believe in them any more?
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And here's the 'Moral compass test'
1. Your supermarket trolley escapes your grip in the car park and hits a Lexus, leaving an expensive-looking dent. Do you
a) leave an apologetic note with an offer to pay and your phone number or
b) check no one saw your and scram
2. Under-threes go free at Legoland but your youngest's third birthday was a month ago. Do you
a) admit to her real age, even though they have no way of checking or
b) Tell a bare-faced lie and save yourself £23
3. With nine penalty points already on your license, you are caught by a speed camera going 10mph over the limit. Do you
a) start consulting bus timetables or
b) offer a friend with a clean license £500 to say he was driving.
4. You get home from Tesco to find you neglected to pay for a bottle of wine that you stuck in the pushchair. Do you
a) rush back in a panic to own up or
b) find a glass, pull the cork and congratulate yourself on your good fortune.
5. Unpacking your lovely new plasma TV screen, you drop it on the floor and smash it. Do you
a)cancel Christmas to save enough for a replacement or
b) claim it was damaged in transit?
SCORING
All a: sanctimonious so-and-so
Some a, some be: to err is human
All b: how low do you go?