Brain for sale

[trendie]

Brain, well-used, showing some signs of wear for sale.

Reason for sale: duffus-owner keeps trying to think when trading, and has resulted in irritating losses on FX market.

Owner is obviously incapable of trading a plan, and has decided to part with the offending organ.

Any sensible offers ?

 

[SOCRATES]

On a recent visit overseas I was reliably informed that ebay had succesfully been able to auction a ghost that haunted a house in this country. The puchaser lives in the USA. This might be a route for you to solve your problem and get paid for it as well <g>.

 

[FetteredChinos]

i know it is only february, but i think we already have a contender for post of the year...

 

[SOCRATES]

Don't laugh. 100 years ago, the idea of hair transplants, let alone heart transplants was inconceivable.
Who knows if 100 years from now, brain transplants will be the fashion of the age, that is, if we have not succeeded in blowing ourselves up by then. <g>.

 

[FetteredChinos]

looks like i had better get myself a sense of humour transplant <j>

 

[boy]

I bid; 1 Iraq Dinar ..

 

[Salty Gibbon]

I'll stretch to 2 Iraq Dinars and a bunch of grapes

 

[boy]

Is it being sold with or without warranty?

 

[Salty Gibbon]

I'll warrant he doesn"t know the answer to that.

 

[trendie]

re: warranty.

unfortunately, the warranty expired when I got myself a sun-roof for the brain, ( trepanning isnt as painful as it sounds ), as the design has been modified against manufacturers specifications.

the other quirk it has, is that the said brain has a clutch problem, in that it tends to disengage on contact with euro-politics, greek philosophers and the off-side rule.

 

[SOCRATES]

Gosh, you have got some real problems there, that's for certain ! <G>.

And in the meantime this is going sideways and I am very bored...

 

[trendie]

Gosh, you have got some real problems there, that's for certain ! <G>.

Hey, nobodys prefect.

 

[SOCRATES]

Hey, you don't realise how right you are !

 

[DaveJB]

Is it the chrome one, or a cheap plastic one?
By the way, I'd appreciate it if somebody would phone the Nasdaq and tell them to make AMZN drop in accordance with my master plan.... can't they SEE that's a double top?

 

[Salty Gibbon]

Agreed DaveJB

I will phone up the office at the Nasdaq and lodge a complaint about non-performance of an AMZN double top.

Bloody swizz, the absolute gall of it......

Who the hell do these Nasdaq chappies think they are ?

Old Greenspan will give them what for.

 

[SOCRATES]

Is it the chrome one, or a cheap plastic one?
By the way, I'd appreciate it if somebody would phone the Nasdaq and tell them to make AMZN drop in accordance with my master plan.... can't they SEE that's a double top?

No but if they have any sense and are paying proper attention, they ought to spot it soon enough. It is just a matter of time.

All good things come to those who wait.

Kind Regards As Usual.

 

[DaveJB]

Even more galling I went to close a short 12c up, and got 4c up! I may have to vote for horsewhipping of SB chappies (which I understand is part of the next Conservative manifesto) as a matter of course...
FWIW AMZN is bouncing around like a bouncy thing on a bouncy bouncer, so goodness knows what it'll do when the market cmes back from lunch...
Dave

 

[ardhill]

Dave, Your bouncy thingy is at least bouncing around.

Me... I have to deal with the embarrasment of posting a swing trade live two days ago on this site. I entered short, giving my reasons why it was going down and the nasty un-bouncing thing is just going straight up. Oh the shame of it

Trendie, do you have any extra offers for a worn out trading brain?

 

[ardhill]

AMZN is bouncing around like a bouncy thing on a bouncy bouncer, so goodness knows what it'll do when the market cmes back from lunch...

Looking like a bouncy triangle thingy right now.

 

[ardhill]

By the way, I'd appreciate it if somebody would phone the Nasdaq and tell them to make AMZN drop in accordance with my master plan.... can't they SEE that's a double top?

No but if they have any sense and are paying proper attention, they ought to spot it soon enough. It is just a matter of time.
All good things come to those who wait.

I think congratulations is in order gentlemen, well called.

I hope you were short overnight Dave.