First impressions....
This could be more of a challenge to watch this year than any other year! It looks like the BB production team have gone all out to create controversy and arguments after being heavily criticised for a "boring show" last year.
However, if first impressions are anything to go by, the "freak show" that they seem to have created could actually put people off watching. But it's early days yet.... they are all a bit OTT at the start to try and impress the other house mates while taking it all in.
Most of the guys seem to be alpha males, or as some people might say, "arrogant w&^k£*s"! There will be a jostling for position in the house hierarchy which could cause some friction.
The girls are quite a mix.
Ok, here are my first impressions of each house mate:
(1)
Ahmed: What has this guy let himself into!! Clearly the Cameron replacement from last year, but while Cameron went onto win, I can't see this guy getting beyond the 5th week. Doesn't like homosexuals which could cause arguments with Marco, Daniel and Kitten! Yet he doesn't appear to be thrusting his opinions down the HMs throats too much so far, and may be a calming influence in the house in general - ie. father figure?. Was an asylum seeker, but now a British Citizen and likes to talk about his experiences of the system. Intelligent and fluent in 5 languages with a law degree. Likes to think of himself as a property tycoon, using his brain to further himself. Won't enjoy doing the silly BB games. Could prove a tough contestant psychologically if he manages to stay to the end.
(2)
Daniel: Tall, slightly arrogant but a bit of a charmer. Can be moody at times. Knows how to keep ladies mentally amused and likely to be a favourite with the female HMs. Thinks of himself as intellectual, and sounds intelligent when he speaks. He seems the right balance of fun yet serious, and may well get to the end if he doesn't annoy the public too much along the way. I think he'll know how to put the other guys in their place, and his sheer height already gives him a presence in the house. Something about him makes me think he's like a gay version of Jon from last years BB.
(3)
Emma: Dippy northern girl who talks too much but is friendly and will be liked by the public. Bit like Jade from 2 years ago though less annoying! Other HMs won't feel threatened by her especially if she talks a load of tosh most of the time. Will get on with Marco the most. Gullible and naive and afraid to show any flesh or see others jumping from bed to bed.
(4)
Jason: Arrogant poser, self-confident, likes being active. Sees himself as the "main man" in the house and won't like it if others ignore his opinions. Apparently he likes things being orderly (closet obsessive-compulsive?) and likes routine which could cause friction with the other HMs, most of whom admit to being messy! Likes to be highly groomed and worried what the nation will think after seeing him furtively shaving his chest, shaping his eyebrows etc. Joint contender of "top himbo" with Stuart and therefore likely to get the female vote depending on his opinions.
(5)
Kitten: Jarvis Cocker lookalike?! Frankly she's not very kitten like with a huge chip on her shoulder. Politically-correct lesbian, opinionated, trying to be controversial but her entrance act appeared contrived. I have a feeling her opinions will backfire on her and she'll appear to be a hypocrite. Don't see her making close friends in the house and therefore attracting an early eviction. She hasn't enamoured herself to the public already who will take the first opportunity they get to vote her out.
(6)
Marco: More camp than a field of tents! Many will find him intensely annoying, childish and way over the top, and if he gets an early eviction vote, the public will most likely vote him out. The other gay man, Daniel, won't like him much either due to his campness. He's like Brian from 2 years ago, but less witty and twice as camp. But, must be intelligent as he's studying law and is vice chairman of his uni's Law Society. Says he likes to stir things up and this could mean the other HMs will vote for him to have an early eviction, but the public may keep him in for the entertainment value. I can't see him winning due to Brian winning 2 years ago.
(7)
Michelle: Pretty Geordie but went quiet very quickly once in the house. She's a bit like Tania was from last years show - quiet at the start but noticed more towards the end. Will be very attractive to the guys who may see her as "more accessible" than Vanessa.
(8)
Nadia: Well, it had to happen one year. Yes, BB includes a transsexual and some of the HMs have guessed her secret already! Her inclusion will create plenty of newspaper column inches, which BB needs to stay alive. Her accent is annoying to my ears and she's quite loud - watch as Daniel takes the pi$$ out of her accent soon!. But she seems intelligent enough with a sense of humour and confident when she speaks. The guys don't know quite what to make of her, and probably if up for eviction the public would keep her in due to the fascination factor.
(9)
Shell: Talks posh but fairly down to earth (flock of sheep owning aside!). She's a bit like Nush from last year's show. Will probably get on with most of the other HMs and therefore unlikely to get many eviction votes. Her relative normality might make the public overlook her also.
(10)
Stuart: A "himbo" if ever there was one! Keeps repeating his 4 A's A-level achievement and claims he's intelligent and everyone likes him, but unlikely to achieve much more. Seemed surprised by the strong characters (egos!) of the other guys and may well take a back seat role. Silly bandana look! Will undoubtedly get the teen girl vote.
(11)
Vanessa: "Posh" blonde bombshell ("Yaaww"), centre of attention (and doesn't like others being "me, me, me"), intelligent but surprisingly down to earth. Might have dark side as she is an archery champion and likes heavy metal music. The other girls might be jealous of her, but I think she knows how to communicate well enough to win friends. Won't take any crap from the guys!
(12)
Victor: Love him or hate him kinda guy. Thinks he's slick and "'da man", but very argumentative and opinionated. Arrogant and likes being a leader, even though he may not be the best leader in a group. Intelligent enough, but if he can't be bothered to listen to the other HMs they will want him out early on.
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Phew, if you've got this far well done! If I had to stick my neck out this early on, this is who I think will be in the final three, in no particular order:
(1) Emma
(2) Daniel
(3) Shell
First eviction? Either Kitten, Marco or possibly Victor.