Anyone scalping the FTSE Futures??

[postman]

Theres no real buying in Euroland today, they are just waiting to sell again.
Going down!

 

[Dentalfloss]

In real Fakeland
Fakes in both directions
Bull and bear traps#...trend is down
Careful

 

[Dentalfloss]

Theres no real buying in Euroland today, they are just waiting to sell again.
Going down!

Its them Fakes yu have to watch out for

 

[Dentalfloss]

 

[postman]

Dont tell anyone but I'm Long ftse.
5756

Its now up 20
I didnt get that.

 

[Dentalfloss]

 

[Dentalfloss]

Our BLOO doin the biz#]

 

[Dentalfloss]

Is it a fake.?

 

[postman]

Is it a fake.?
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Up 2% on hot air, yes its a fake.
Short dax 12565

 

[postman]

Here we go again.
Same shit different day.

LiveSquawk@LiveSquawk
12:38
$ES_F Trump Aide Farah: White House Optimistic On Stimulus Deal; State Local Aid Still Stick Point - Fox

 

[postman]

Dow making its bid for +100 pre open.

 

[postman]

Oh doG imagine we have good jobs numbers AND they agree a stimulus package.
Thats why Nokia are putting a telephone tower on the moon, so the dow can phone home.

 

[postman]

US unemployment 'forecasts' haven't varied much in the last 7 weeks.
This week they have forecast a value which is the highest in that 7 week period.
This makes it easier to 'beat' the number and then stonks go up.

Dont be shocked.

787K Better than expected.

I couldnt be any less shocked.

 

[postman]

FTSE is nosediving.
Still not shocked.

 

[postman]

The only thing about this that is surprising is the dow hasnt hit +100 ... yet!

 

[Dentalfloss]

 

[Dentalfloss]

 

[Dentalfloss]

Lovely autumn sunshine

 

[Dentalfloss]

 

[Dentalfloss]

Twaz a fake