Anyone scalping the FTSE Futures??

[Dentalfloss]

Tad vulnerable.?

 

[vaughanv]

News from the US: Continuing unemployment climbs while domestic economy shrinks by over 31%

Strategy: Let's have a whip round, knock over some parking meters, rummage in the back of the sofa and with what little money we have left, let's buy stocks!

There is only so much road to kick a can down.

When politics rules economics, it can only end badly.

EDIT: And now, over to JPow to talk the market up....JPOw, folks, give him a hand....

 

[postman]

1,000,000 people CLAIMED unemployment benefit this week and the markets leap for new all time highs.
Imagine how high they would have gone if there were 5,000,000 unemployed.

 

[vaughanv]

I'm watching JPow and then an epiphany....I remember who JPow reminds me of...

JPow is a doppelganger for this guy - click here

 

[postman]

I think they have finally done it! New all time highs for the s&p and >460 of the 500 companies are Green today.

That has to be rug pull time when EVERYONE thinks its time to buy!

 

[postman]

Its like a daytime TV show, to keep the masses entertained while the Empire burns all around them.

panem et circenses

 

[vaughanv]

Its like a daytime TV show, to keep the masses entertained while the Empire burns all around them.

panem et circenses

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Looks like boxes of tissues at their feet. How apt. They'll be needing them one of these days.

 

[inzimam]

fuck man, what the hell. Never ending run up

 

[postman]

Dollar is about to moon.

 

[postman]

Did anyone notice how they smashed all the sell stops in Gold before tanking it $60 an oz.
Its on its way down still...

 

[postman]

When good ole boy George W Bush came to power they found all the "W" keys removed from the keyboards by the Clinton administration tee hee.
I think Jerome has visited all the trading companies and stolen all their "Sell" buttons for a laugh!

 

[postman]

S&P 3500 because ???
Because F*** you!

 

[postman]

Dow and s&p are STILL making higher lows.

 

[postman]

One of my shorts is in profit (Dax)

only another 149 positions to go!

 

[postman]

Dow retraces 180 points in 30 minutes ... of course it does.

 

[inzimam]

god damn it...i thought that was it

 

[postman]

Fed: We really, really, really aren’t going to raise rates soon…

Does anyone NOT realise what happened to Japan?

 

[postman]

god damn it...i thought that was it

Dow closes +45 today.

 

[postman]

god damn it...i thought that was it

This is going to be a controlled descent from here.

 

[Dentalfloss]