Anagram

[Ross Spur]

Always liked Ted Heath, The Death. Feel sorry for anyone who lives in Newark.

 

[meanreversion]

I recall one from days of yore, Nigel Lawson is an anagram of "we all sign on".

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson = not smart - I am a plonker (yes, you even get to use the hyphen!!)

 

[wackypete2]

By the looks of these methinks you have some issues!

Peter

David Ginola - vagin*a dildo

Teddy Sheringham - Teddy Minge rash

Ossie Ardiles - A*rse is soiled

Diego Maradona - O dear, I’m a gonad

Tony Blair PM - I’m tory plan B

Virginia Bottomley - I’m an evil Tory bigot

Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he’s alien

David Mellor - Dildo marvel

Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case

The Metropolitan Police Force - I’m fellatio, the erect porno cop

Benson and Hedges - NHS been a godsend

Selina Scott - Elastic snot

Mel Gibson - Big melons

Gloria Estefan - Large fat noise

Chris Rea - Rich a*rse

Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man

Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag

Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below

Evangelist - Evil’s Agent

Desperation - A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code - Here Come Dots

Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler

Semolina - Is No Meal

 

[Dommo]

laxative = lava exit
dormitory = dirty room
eleven plus two = twelve plus one
manchester united = entrenched autism = untested chairmen = entertained chums
President Clinton of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns
Justin Timberlake = I’m a jerk, but listen
Britney Spears = best PR in years
Jennifer Aniston = fine in torn jeans

One for our friends in the Americas:
frito lay = oily fart

Ah, such wisdom to be found in the letters

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune = In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten
(took me 'king days, that one)

 

[Ross Spur]

laxative = lava exit
dormitory = dirty room
eleven plus two = twelve plus one
manchester united = entrenched autism = untested chairmen = entertained chums
President Clinton of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns
Justin Timberlake = I’m a jerk, but listen
Britney Spears = best PR in years
Jennifer Aniston = fine in torn jeans

One for our friends in the Americas:
frito lay = oily fart

Ah, such wisdom to be found in the letters

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune = In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten
(took me 'king days, that one)

:smart:!