arabianights
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thank ****
Agony aunt thread
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squall321
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I asked for that one, you're probably right. Trust men want the really big ones though, women are quite content with the little lipstick size ones.
it's all about the GIRTH
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I look like death and feel like death. Am I really alive or just a ghost haunting the cyber-world?
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Dear rawrschach and arabianghts,
Everytime i make a winning trade, i j*zz in my pants
arabianights
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me too. I squelch when I walk.
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Try giving the dog heroin. It should kill the libido.
No Luck Yet.
Dear Mr. Nights,
Over the past six months i have been dressing as a cow, an outfit i purchased from the local fancy dress shop. At the weekend i drive out into the country side and chase unsuspecting groups of ramblers and pretend to 'hump' them dressed in my cow outfit. Last weekend, whilst running along and mooing, i got caught up in barbed wire and needed stitches in my right leg. Who is liable for this?
Dear Mr. Nights,
Over the past six months i have been dressing as a cow, an outfit i purchased from the local fancy dress shop. At the weekend i drive out into the country side and chase unsuspecting groups of ramblers and pretend to 'hump' them dressed in my cow outfit. Last weekend, whilst running along and mooing, i got caught up in barbed wire and needed stitches in my right leg. Who is liable for this?
arabianights
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Two parties:
The Catholic Church
Bogus Asylum Seekers
The Catholic Church
Bogus Asylum Seekers
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Dear Auntie Nights,
For some time now I have been having these delusions that I am the Prime Minister. They seem so realistic that even my wife calls me PM. (or maybe she was telling me about some woman's problem she was having....it's so hard to be sure what with everything going on).
My friends are telling me that I've really got to sort myself out before next May. I don't know quite what's special about next May, but they seem insistent. Tony even rang me from Brussels and said I had to **** or get off the pot, but I have no idea what he was talking about. Needless to say I don't smoke that weed stuff. Please help.
Yourrs,
G.Broon.
Midlothian 1 (Kilmarnock nil).
For some time now I have been having these delusions that I am the Prime Minister. They seem so realistic that even my wife calls me PM. (or maybe she was telling me about some woman's problem she was having....it's so hard to be sure what with everything going on).
My friends are telling me that I've really got to sort myself out before next May. I don't know quite what's special about next May, but they seem insistent. Tony even rang me from Brussels and said I had to **** or get off the pot, but I have no idea what he was talking about. Needless to say I don't smoke that weed stuff. Please help.
Yourrs,
G.Broon.
Midlothian 1 (Kilmarnock nil).
Dear Mr. Nights,
Whilst on a stag weekend in eastern Europe myself and four other friends shared a hot tub with a few of the local girls. One of the girls, Nina, really took a shine to me, and i honestly thought i had scored, until she noticed that i had seven toes on each foot. Great for swimming, bad for dating, what should i do?
Whilst on a stag weekend in eastern Europe myself and four other friends shared a hot tub with a few of the local girls. One of the girls, Nina, really took a shine to me, and i honestly thought i had scored, until she noticed that i had seven toes on each foot. Great for swimming, bad for dating, what should i do?
