meanwhile... in an alternate reality.
Extract from website weather2lose.com
Ahmadinejad: Why did it rain?
Doubt-no-Scoseses: Erm something to do with the low and high pressure areas bringing water vapour closer to the earth's surface where the temperature is above freezing?
Ahmadinejad: Erm no the answer is because the water fell from the sky.
Doubt-no-Scoseses: Ah okay. Please teach me.