£50 birthday gift from Captial spreads

ChocolateDigestive · Mar 28, 2012

oh yeah, it's my birthday and Capital spreads have emailed to say they are giving me a £50 gift into my account. The terms and conditions say it is for trading purposes only and I cant withdraw it for 3 months. If I trade it I can withdraw the profits. So basically it's a free bet in a bucket shop.

I am going to put it on, maximum leverage, will post the results.

I forgot to mention I haven't used the account for over a year and when i logged in there was £28.36 balance, so I am starting with £78.36.

little do they know that dark forces are at work! lol.

ChocolateDigestive · Apr 10, 2012

lulz account balance now £150 with a FTSE short in play, only 1 losing trade which I closed for -4 as I thought there was a better opportunity on the FTSE all the rest winners init. will post up a statement soon. how long before I get dealer referral?

counter_violent · Apr 10, 2012

They put you up to this didn't they !

Readers beware.....name dropping bucket shop vendor scum affiliate at work

ChocolateDigestive · Apr 10, 2012

counter_violent said:
They put you up to this didn't they !

Readers beware.....name dropping bucket shop vendor scum affiliate at work

I like your sense of humour. it will be a cold day in hell the day I turn to the dark side of the vend. lol.

statement attached, doubled the account, lets see how far i can take the lulz account.

counter_violent · Apr 10, 2012

ChocolateDigestive said:
I like your sense of humour. it will be a cold day in hell the day I turn to the dark side of the vend. lol.

statement attached, doubled the account, lets see how far i can take the lulz account.

Excellent so far....now why don't you just be sensible and see how far you can take it !

TD is famed for running up very small bucket shop accounts into vast sums and who knows were that can lead...mentoring, introducing broker, signal services etc, sky's the limit !

PS. I don't care if you are in affiliation

ChocolateDigestive · Apr 10, 2012

counter_violent said:
Excellent so far....now why don't you just be sensible and see how far you can take it !

TD is famed for running up very small bucket shop accounts into vast sums and who knows were that can lead...mentoring, introducing broker, signal services etc, sky's the limit !

PS. I don't care if you are in affiliation

kinell FTSE!!!! I assume by TD you mean Trader Dante? I aint no vendor sunny jim. If I ever get to legendary status I will help people I like for nout.

scose-no-doubt · Apr 10, 2012

You'll be banned long before then. In the end, only Scose, Master of the Lulz, will remain.

Lightning McQueen · Apr 10, 2012

ChocolateDigestive said:
If I ever get to legendary status I will help people I like for nout.

you wait till you get there, you'll cave like the rest bud

ChocolateDigestive · Apr 10, 2012

FTSE!!! lulz

ChocolateDigestive · Apr 10, 2012

Lulz Account now £223.96 still just the 1 losing tarde.

Bitchin.

counter_violent · Apr 10, 2012

ChocolateDigestive said:
Lulz Account now £223.96 still just the 1 losing tarde.

Bitchin.

This just can't be right, after all, it's a well known fact that money cannot be made from such establishments !

Ross Spur · Apr 10, 2012

ChocolateDigestive said:
kinell FTSE!!!! I assume by TD you mean Trader Dante? I aint no vendor sunny jim. If I ever get to legendary status I will help people I like for nout.

Is he still around? Must be a multi-millionaire by now.

ChocolateDigestive · Apr 10, 2012

counter_violent said:
This just can't be right, after all, it's a well known fact that money cannot be made from such establishments !

You naughty boy. I have dissed bucketshops in the past but now I say it can work but it is not for the beginner you know why and I know. You need a large edge and 2000+ hours of the right screentime. That is my view now. I am on the sauce short FTSE see you tomorrow

counter_violent · Apr 10, 2012

ChocolateDigestive said:
You naughty boy. I have dissed bucketshops in the past but now I say it can work but it is not for the beginner you know why and I know. You need a large edge and 2000+ hours of the right screentime. That is my view now. I am on the sauce short FTSE see you tomorrow

:clap::cheesy::cheesy:

:cheesy::cheesy::clap:

Today being an excellent choice to set off this experiment as home runs don't come around too often. It will be interesting to see how things are managed on grind it out days / periods.

I can already feel the hard work is done on this account and I expect no less than a 10k profit (if serious about it).

Very well done today.

VielGeld · Apr 10, 2012

ChocolateDigestive said:
kinell FTSE!!!! I assume by TD you mean Trader Dante? I aint no vendor sunny jim. If I ever get to legendary status I will help people I like for nout.

Your Highness the Great ChocoBiscuit Edward III, consider me your most demure and proficient candidate! I shall promise to bow at your altar no less than thrice per meal, and cast one prayer prior to shutting the blinds for the night!

In great deference to your glory,

VG.

DionysusToast · Apr 11, 2012

ChocolateDigestive said:
lulz account balance now £150 with a FTSE short in play, only 1 losing trade which I closed for -4 as I thought there was a better opportunity on the FTSE all the rest winners init. will post up a statement soon. how long before I get dealer referral?

CD Shilling for a vendor....

What are your rates????

DionysusToast · Apr 11, 2012

ChocolateDigestive said:
kinell FTSE!!!! I assume by TD you mean Trader Dante? I aint no vendor sunny jim. If I ever get to legendary status I will help people I like for nout.

You'll never make it as a legendary member, the bar is set too high...

ChocolateDigestive · Apr 11, 2012

DionysusToast said:
CD Shilling for a vendor....

What are your rates????

I will be charging 50% of Joel parkers price lol

ChocolateDigestive · Apr 11, 2012

counter_violent said:
:clap::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::clap:

Today being an excellent choice to set off this experiment as home runs don't come around too often. It will be interesting to see how things are managed on grind it out days / periods.

I can already feel the hard work is done on this account and I expect no less than a 10k profit (if serious about it).

Very well done today.

10k would be Lulzy.

MoonRocket · Apr 11, 2012

ChocolateDigestive said:
10k would be Lulzy.

Lulzy and lucky?
Good call on the market, you might be on your way.
I'll visit your webinar but only if you have a free trial. :cheesy:

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