Quotes Thread!

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Post your favorite quotes here!



Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.
Lyndon B. Johnson

 

[marla23]

Birds with the same feather flocks together..
-anonymous

 

[Atilla]

The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive. Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.

Einstein

 

[Pat494]

"Kiss my metal ass"

Bender

 

[Pat494]

"Don't ask what America can do for you, but what you can do for America"

Jack Kennedy

 

[ingot]

The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive. Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.

Einstein

im diggin this

 

[ingot]

"There are two kinds of people I dont trust, people who collect stickers and people who dont drink."
-Chelsea Handler

 

[Atilla]

The wind blows hard across this mountain side.

Mr Mister - Kyrie

 

[bedsit]

Never lose again!

TheRumpledOne

 

[robster970]

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

-Groucho Marx

 

[Atilla]

Go to work on an egg!

 

[Pat494]

Q.Who are you voting for in the next election ?

A. The guys that pay the biggest bribes of course !

 

[ingot]

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby


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[Atilla]

Having cheese makes you happy.

Spencer Johnson, M.D.

 

[Ross Spur]

Eating cheese makes you vomit. (Anon)

 

[bbmac]

I don't want to belong to any club that would have the likes of me as a member. (Groucho Marx)

 

[Atilla]

The more important your cheese is to you the more you want to
hold on to it.

Spencer Johnson, M.D.

 

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[Atilla]

Smell the cheese often so you know when it is getting old.

 

[Pat494]

Silence is golden