Riddles

Joseff · Jun 1, 2011

First:

I have seas with no water,
Coasts with no sand,
Cities without people,
And mountains with no land.

What am I?

P.s Let's post here some good riddles - I love them.

DashRiprock · Jun 1, 2011

Are you the most boring man that has ever lived?

Ambrose Ackroyd · Jun 1, 2011

Are you the most boring man that has ever lived?

Great riddle.

Answer .... Yes

Joseff · Jun 1, 2011

DashRiprock said:
Are you the most boring man that has ever lived?

Look to my avatar

TheBramble · Jun 1, 2011

Anything to do with Korzybski by any chance?

Not you being the most boring man that has ever lived, we all fuggin know that, I meant the riddle.

TheBramble · Jun 1, 2011

Joseff, have you ever thought of doing a tour "A Evening with Joseff - riddles, jokes, my life story and why people always seem to slit their wrists when I'm around"?

Masquerade · Jun 1, 2011

DashRiprock said:
Are you the most boring man that has ever lived?

He might very well be but you read my mind, it's scary.

trendie · Jun 1, 2011

Joseff said:
First:

I have seas with no water,
Coasts with no sand,
Cities without people,
And mountains with no land.

What am I?

P.s Let's post here some good riddles - I love them.

Are you the Moon?

DashRiprock · Jun 1, 2011

(answer is map. EASY!)

trendie · Jun 1, 2011

DashRiprock said:
(answer is map. EASY!)

You mean I self-harmed for nought?!

EDIT: does anyone know how to cauterise an arterial cut?

Masquerade · Jun 1, 2011

I could post a riddle, but some smart-**** will just go google it and then post the answer thinking they're the ****.

DashRiprock · Jun 1, 2011

Masquerade said:
I could post a riddle, but some smart-**** will just go google it and then post the answer thinking they're the ****.

actually I googled it not to pretend to be clever because everyone here knows how clever i am already.

I did it to undermine the sh!ttest thread ever but then made up my own riddle instead.

TheBramble · Jun 1, 2011

Dash is a complete sh!t like that. Most guys with smaller than average tackle and depressingly low self-esteem are like that in fact.

DashRiprock · Jun 1, 2011

my first is at the ritz
my second flows over the border
my third is collective

DashRiprock · Jun 1, 2011

TheBramble said:
Dash is a complete sh!t like that. Most guys with smaller than average tackle and depressingly low self-esteem are like that in fact.

yup.

TheBramble · Jun 1, 2011

Mind you, Joseff hasn't responded yet.

He may well come back with a different answer that bears all the hallmarks of innovative wit, clever comedy structure and mind bogglingly stupendous charm.

DashRiprock · Jun 1, 2011

TheBramble said:
Mind you, Joseff hasn't responded yet.

He may well come back with a different answer that bears all the hallmarks of innovative wit, clever comedy structure and mind bogglingly stupendous charm.

yeah.... "Globe".

TheBramble · Jun 1, 2011

That's p!ssed him right off.

DashRiprock · Jun 1, 2011

DashRiprock said:
my first is at the ritz
my second flows over the border
my third is collective

Tea
Dee
Us

imo thats not bad for one i made up in about 2 mins

trendie · Jun 1, 2011

Riddle: Pale Dog.

EDIT: concocted in under 12 seconds.

EDIT2: you have until the beginning of The Apprentice to guess it. (9pm UK)

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