Death to those who insult Islam

There is no god but Allah, and Muhammed is his prophet

Snowed in ?

Behead Mr. Charts

more like snowed up

New thread in the right forum Arabian!
Well done - I knew you could do it.

Death to those who don't eat marmite

arabianights said:

Behead Mr. Charts

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I'm sure he'd rather be stoned.

I'm on a plane for 6 hours and look what happened. The party started without me.

Didn't know you did carpentry Howard...

MrGecko said:

more like snowed up

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You aren't familiar with my new healthy lifestyle

DionysusToast said:

Didn't know you did carpentry Howard...

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Good one. Apparently jet lag did not permit me to see that one coming.

HowardCohodas said:

I'm on a plane for 6 hours and look what happened. The party started without me.

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. . . which makes you higher than Arabian - or anyone else who's all snowed up.

arabian's song

I always imagined it would be something more like this

well ,anyone can insult Islam burn Quran do whatever he wants , but nothing will change , Islam is still here .

" Be cursed (the disbelieving) man! How ungrateful he is! . From what thing did He create him? . From a sperm-drop He created him and destined for him; Then He eased the way for him; Then He causes him to die, and puts him in his grave; Then when He wills, He will resurrect him. .... "


" And you see the mountains, thinking them rigid, while they will pass as the passing of clouds. [It is] the work of Allah , who perfected all things. Indeed, He is Acquainted with that which you do. "

This is what I'd av thought was more like his song!

and you would be correct

Right, I don't know much about Islamos or whatever they call themselves. But a few years back I knew these three strippers - well, whores that also stripped on weekends, you know the sort. Well, after a titanic bender one Wednesday, we all went back to their place, a flat they shared in a converted Victorian house just off the King's Road.

They had an old Persian rug in front of the fireplace in the living room. It was left over from the old boy who had had the place before them, before he died obviously. It smelt quite bad of p1ss, and they really should have chucked it out, but it looked nice enough, and besides theses three tarts were always coked out of their f***ing minds and would never do any bloody cleaning, much less take anything down the tip.

Anyway, on the night in question, I banged all three of them on the rug in front of the fire (the central heating had packed in again and the rest of the flat was f***ing freezing). These three were c0ck-mad and I thought I was going to have to call in back up, must have gone on for hours. Legs like jelly afterwards.

Long story short, that was some f***ing night on that Persian rug, and so I feel an affinity with the Middle East, and also feel qualified to comment on affairs pertaining to that region.

Mozlimity, or whatever it's called, is the religion of tolerance and peace, and anyone who says otherwise should be f***ing beheaded in my opinion.

FX Bandit said:

Mozlimity, or whatever it's called, is the religion of tolerance and peace, and anyone who says otherwise should be f***ing beheaded in my opinion.

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and apparently a Persian rug is your religion of piece?

Peter

wackypete2 said:

and apparently a Persian rug is your religion of piece?

Peter

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Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!