VC financial - Epic!

[Masquerade]

I'd heard a lot about VC and my curious mind led me to speaking to one of their guys online. His name was Steve and he was very helpful and we spoke a few times. I was a little bored so I took my chances and tried again, only this time under the alias od "Steve" - here's what happened next. (I'm in Bold for ease of reading)

Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.

Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Steve'

Steve: Hello

Steve: steve

Steve: this is a co-incidence

Steve: Is it possible to take a look at the VC platform to get used to it without having to sign up for a demo account

Steve: I am afraid not

Steve: I have a friend who would like to refer me. Is there any way I can make some money out of him or is he going to rob me for £150?

Steve: Ha well I guess you need to come to an agreement with him on that one as you both need one another in order to get the cash back

Steve: I should probably get a lawyer then

Steve: You are close friends then if your looking to rob each other....lol!

Steve: he's very slimy

Steve: I count my fingers after I shake hands with him

Steve: and twice too just to be sure

Steve: Always something in it for him?

Steve: yes, I thought he was a woman

Steve: Yes so he is using you for his own gain

Steve: but then I realised in the changing rooms he's not

Steve: I see your point

Steve: Careful we have some very opinionated women here who might just want a chat about that last comment

Steve: well he wants to refer me to make £150 out of me

Steve: are they good looking though?

Steve: because i don't mind a good looking woman with an opinion

Steve: but if they're not then you don't want to hear

Steve: Well I have to say yes otherwise things will fly across the desk

Steve: wow....can i get a job there?

Steve: I'm very qualified

Steve: How can you be qualified in understanding women no guy is

Steve: steve you're a riot

Steve: steve - is there more than one steve and why the "steve"

Steve: Well proved this is no automated chat service, no only me and was not aware it was listed as "steve"

Steve: oh, ok - i know this isn't automated it's not capable of such razor-sharp wit

Steve: I have to be good at something, usually making the tea

Steve: I hope your girlfriend appreciates it - it's hard to come across. Like a pearl in an oyster

Steve: She does but the wife does not

Steve: well we can't please all women, so long as it's ok with the mistress

Steve: Indeed

 

[candles]

"She does but the wife does not"

lol, kudos, steve

 

[brutusdog]

I'd heard a lot about VC and my curious mind led me to speaking to one of their guys online. His name was Steve and he was very helpful and we spoke a few times. I was a little bored so I took my chances and tried again, only this time under the alias od "Steve" - here's what happened next. (I'm in Bold for ease of reading)

Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.

Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Steve'

Steve: Hello

Steve: steve

Steve: this is a co-incidence

Steve: Is it possible to take a look at the VC platform to get used to it without having to sign up for a demo account

Steve: I am afraid not

Steve: I have a friend who would like to refer me. Is there any way I can make some money out of him or is he going to rob me for £150?

Steve: Ha well I guess you need to come to an agreement with him on that one as you both need one another in order to get the cash back

Steve: I should probably get a lawyer then

Steve: You are close friends then if your looking to rob each other....lol!

Steve: he's very slimy

Steve: I count my fingers after I shake hands with him

Steve: and twice too just to be sure

Steve: Always something in it for him?

Steve: yes, I thought he was a woman

Steve: Yes so he is using you for his own gain

Steve: but then I realised in the changing rooms he's not

Steve: I see your point

Steve: Careful we have some very opinionated women here who might just want a chat about that last comment

Steve: well he wants to refer me to make £150 out of me

Steve: are they good looking though?

Steve: because i don't mind a good looking woman with an opinion

Steve: but if they're not then you don't want to hear

Steve: Well I have to say yes otherwise things will fly across the desk

Steve: wow....can i get a job there?

Steve: I'm very qualified

Steve: How can you be qualified in understanding women no guy is

Steve: steve you're a riot

Steve: steve - is there more than one steve and why the "steve"

Steve: Well proved this is no automated chat service, no only me and was not aware it was listed as "steve"

Steve: oh, ok - i know this isn't automated it's not capable of such razor-sharp wit

Steve: I have to be good at something, usually making the tea

Steve: I hope your girlfriend appreciates it - it's hard to come across. Like a pearl in an oyster

Steve: She does but the wife does not

Steve: well we can't please all women, so long as it's ok with the mistress

Steve: Indeed

Steve: Hello

flickmybean: hi steve

Steve: Hello

flickmybean: can you help me out with something

Steve: I will try

flickmybean: thx babe

flickmybean: ok whats your maximum bet

flickmybean: cant find it anywhere

flickmybean: for financials

Steve: It depends on the market, which particular one(s) do you have in mind

flickmybean: ftse 100 and dow

flickmybean: are you a dealer?

Steve: Well as a rule it is £250 but we could exceed that and yes I am

flickmybean: what price do ur automatic fills stop

flickmybean: my max is about 8 inches

flickmybean: can you handle that big boy?

flickmybean: i can accomodate

flickmybean: or get us a hotel

Steve: None of our fills are automatic when triggered they are then for dealer referral

flickmybean: so everything gos through a dealer

flickmybean: id like a dealer to go through me

flickmybean: esp a big boy like you

Steve: I have to end this conversation

 

[Masquerade]

lol Brutus - you did too much, be nice to Steve.

 

[rathcoole_exile]

Brutal Dog

 

[Masquerade]

I tried again today - guess someone may have got a bit of a speaking to yesterday. I didn't feel like pushing my luck so I kept it short. I'm in bold as usual.

Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.

Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Steve'

Steve: Hello

Steve: Good morning

Steve: Does VC cover equities trading?

Steve: Yes we quote individual stocks

Steve: What is the margin and minimum stake or will it vary according to value/volatility of the equity

Steve: Minimum stake is £1 and the margins do vary according to what you have correctly said above, typically all ftse 100 are 10% except for the banks

Steve: ok, well i'd like to short starbucks for example. I never rated the stuff they serve

Steve: it tastes like urine and please don't ask how i know

Steve: can i do this?

Steve: You can but not until after 14.30 when th US market opens

Steve: In your opinion am I right about starbucks, I think it's a good idea. So what would the margin/min stake be per point

Steve: I cannot offer my view I am afraid as it could be seen as giving advice which by FSA rules I cannot do margin is 20%

Steve: Of course steve - but do you like starbucks coffee as a product?

Steve: I prefer the blend of nescafé

Steve: No really relevant

Steve: ok, well thank you for the answers - have a good day and please tell anna lane to lighten up

Steve: ok cheers bye