Trader's Assistant

enterthe

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Seeking young individual with strong A-Levels for position of traders assistant in small proprietary trading firm.

Roles will include:

- Monitoring open trades
- Trade reconciliation
- Developing and supporting trading spreadsheets
- General admin

This is an excellent role for an ambitious and imaginative individual. Candidates will have the chance to learn about a variety of strategies from our successful team of traders. If they show promise, they may be given a small book to trade after a few months.

However, as the junior member of the team, applicants may also be called upon to cook breakfast, take lunch deliveries, make tea and coffee, provide massages during stresful periods, and dance on tables during quiet hours.
 
enterthe said:
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However, as the junior member of the team, applicants may also be called upon to cook breakfast, take lunch deliveries, make tea and coffee, provide massages during stresful periods, and dance on tables during quiet hours.

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enterthe said:
Seeking young individual with strong A-Levels for position of traders assistant in small proprietary trading firm.

Roles will include:

- Monitoring open trades
- Trade reconciliation
- Developing and supporting trading spreadsheets
- General admin

This is an excellent role for an ambitious and imaginative individual. Candidates will have the chance to learn about a variety of strategies from our successful team of traders. If they show promise, they may be given a small book to trade after a few months.

However, as the junior member of the team, applicants may also be called upon to cook breakfast, take lunch deliveries, make tea and coffee, provide massages during stresful periods, and dance on tables during quiet hours.

I am 15st. 4lb. Has your table 3 or 4 legs ?
 
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