Hey,
I'm an 18 year old Uni student and I'm slightly interested in "hedge funds" and I would love it if someone on here explained what hedge funds exactly were and what it would take to set one up/
Thank you in advance
I would love it if someone on here explained what hedge funds exactly were...
Hey,
I'm an 18 year old Uni student and I'm slightly interested in "hedge funds" and I would love it if someone on here explained what hedge funds exactly were and what it would take to set one up/
Thank you in advance
its a licence to print money by clever people taking money from dumb people
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slightly interested
Hey,
I'm an 18 year old Uni student and I'm slightly interested in "hedge funds" and I would love it if someone on here explained what hedge funds exactly were and what it would take to set one up/
Thank you in advance
What about an Anti-Hedge Fund... Minimum investment $1. Serve all the waitresses of the world
Robin Hood, right?
Yes it's much easier to be dishonest and use deceptive marketing to rip off decent people than it is to work hard and achieve success. That is why there are so many criminals in the world. If you are going to run these courses then I think you should keep a record of all attendees addresses so that you can get a friend to break into their house while they are at your course. I mean why not go the whole hog and rob them properly.
Yes it's much easier to be dishonest and use deceptive marketing to rip off decent people than it is to work hard and achieve success. That is why there are so many criminals in the world. If you are going to run these courses then I think you should keep a record of all attendees addresses so that you can get a friend to break into their house while they are at your course. I mean why not go the whole hog and rob them properly.
Sorry pboyles but I have to disagree about your characterisation of the victims of these kind of scams as decent people, they tend to be lazy, greedy ****ers who want the easy way in, no? Why else does someone buy the "Make a million in 3 weeks" book or go on the, "Become a millionaire day trader in 6 months" course? They want an easy way in and they think everyone on this board who plugs away at trading day after day with a few hundred £ is a t wat...until they realise they were played.
Any more good ideas? In fact, wtf was I talking about with them paying by cheque, why not card that way we can take their details and plunder their account and produce passports in their names and sell them to illegal immigrants...
BTW I'm joking, I am wary of the kind of people who tout profitable trading methods etc I'm not a criminal and I have no intention of making a living selling people lies. Would I be on here openly mocking the idea of a successful 'become a hedge fund manager' course if I were going to open one up? I just want to be clear so you don't think I'm scum.
I do however like to indulge the thought of taking the easy, dishonest route to making money. So I posited opening up a 'Become a hedge fund manager' course just to see whether others on here think it would take off, from your anger I suspect you think there would be suckers for it.
Very true, lazy, greedy, want it all for no effort. Still it doesn't justify someone robbing them blind (and I appreciate that's not your intention).
I was going to tell you to scam their cards too, just forgot to mention it. Also don't forget to sign them up for your monthly millionaire alumni club (£2500 membership).
You want to be a "fund manager" not a "hedge fund manager"
The reason all the hedge funds go broke is because they have no position, because they have no idea where the market is going, hence the hedge.
If you're hedged, you have a neutral position and all you did is pay twice the commisions for that position.
You want to be a "fund manager" and have a position in-line with market direction.