need a brilliant plan to win an armwrestle!

[Chartsy]

Scenario; september 2010, school p.e.= gym session, pumping 'ron.Amidst the testosterone fuelled burly men arguments we had arm wrestles, i lost against a guy , i said ' bet you £3 i can beat you in an arm wrestle on the last day of school'
tomorrow is that day, i planned to 'work out' so to speak but never really got round to it, the school moved our p.e. class to the raquet's club which had a tuck shop so....

tomorrow is the day, any fookin' ideas?!?!

 

[shadowninja]

Jerk his arm before he gets a chance to brace; with a bit of luck, you will tear one of his tendons, rendering his ability to win impossible. It'll make you a ****, mind.

Or try gripping his hand so strongly that you break his fingers so he cannot hold your hand thus you win because he has to back out.

Or run your spare hand up his inner thigh. It should distract you enough to win. Plus you might end up with a date that evening.

 

[trendie]

get one of those prank handshake buzzers.
the shock should distract him enough for you to win immediately.

EDIT: or, just before you start, say "Hold on a mo, I have an itch", then proceed to put your hand down your kecks and give yourself a thorough and long scratch.
Then, sit down, smile, then offer out your hand to start the match.

 

[rc450]

not gonna make you a winner, but if you go in fully barred up and wearing tight lycra there's no way that fool will wanna hold your hand!

 

[Chartsy]

first time i've lol'd on a forum

 

[DashRiprock]

say you want to do it "wronghanded" (so like left or right depending.










then when your doing it take your proper hand and SLAP HIM IN THE FACE

 

[DashRiprock]

from lack of participation in this thread I am lead to assume that he followed my advice and got slapped in the face back but harder

 

[Chartsy]

from lack of participation in this thread I am lead to assume that he followed my advice and got slapped in the face back but harder

 

[DashRiprock]

well? who won?

(and how long are you off school?)

 

[Chartsy]

he didn't come in!

the problem is i actually started writing my debt off by buying him some water so actually i would've only had to cough up £1.70.