Monkey still beating wall street traders

[oildaytrader]

Can the blindfolded monkey still beat traders on entries,exits,targets and overall profitability?

"The blindfolded monkey beat the Internet Stock Review's top 20 picks for 1999, which gained 79 percent last year. We did manage to outperform her with our Original Watch List, which gained 490 percent in 1998 and went on to finish 1999 with a two-year gain of 1,566 percent."

http://www.krannert.purdue.edu/faculty/Rau/funny/DartThrowing.html

http://www.mosgorteplo.com/en/a4297.html

 

[Paul71]

Can the blindfolded monkey still beat traders on entries,exits,targets and overall profitability?

"The blindfolded monkey beat the Internet Stock Review's top 20 picks for 1999, which gained 79 percent last year. We did manage to outperform her with our Original Watch List, which gained 490 percent in 1998 and went on to finish 1999 with a two-year gain of 1,566 percent."

http://www.krannert.purdue.edu/faculty/Rau/funny/DartThrowing.html

http://www.mosgorteplo.com/en/a4297.html

Let's change the rules though...

1) Monkey gets it right, monkey gets banana.

2) Monkey gets it wrong, monkey get size 10 up backside.

Now let's see if monkey become more reluctant to throw dart!?

 

[counter_violent]

Let's change the rules though...

1) Monkey gets it right, monkey gets banana.

Where are my bananas...your crew owe me 23....and counting

 

[Paul71]

Where are my bananas...your crew owe me 23....and counting

When you become pro, the bananas will be provided at the passing out party.

 

[oildaytrader]

Let's change the rules though...

1) Monkey gets it right, monkey gets banana.

2) Monkey gets it wrong, monkey get size 10 up backside.

Now let's see if monkey become more reluctant to throw dart!?

I bet he will ring up Gamma for advice

 

[Paul71]

I bet he will ring up Gamma for advice

The trading dog. Gamma would reply..."I'm just in the garden taking a dump, call you in ten"

 

[oildaytrader]

The trading dog. Gamma would reply..."I'm just in the garden taking a dump, call you in ten"

Bitch is more appropriate

I ave run out of twolet (posh bitch) roll

 

[Paul71]

Bitch is more appropriate

I ave run out of twolet (posh bitch) roll

lol. gamma would prefer to drag her bottom along the grass, especially when she's had a few, the dirty bitch.

 

[oildaytrader]

lol. gamma would prefer to drag her bottom along the grass, especially when she's had a few, the dirty bitch.

ave you ever tried laxative choclate on er .and tried to rub her thighs?The poor whure wud run to the twolet

 

[Paul71]

ave you ever tried laxative choclate on er .and tried to rub her thighs?The poor whure wud run to the twolet

Worming tablets, they send her wild when she's in season (dog rag week).

 

[oildaytrader]

Worming tablets, they send her wild when she's in season (dog rag week).

She would say " Brando , let me lick the soup off you darling , this is f2w"

 

[Trader333]

Can the blindfolded monkey still beat traders on entries,exits,targets and overall profitability?

What difference would it make if it were not blindfolded ?
Is the implication that because it could see it would somehow have a better understanding of market dynamics ?


Paul

 

[Mr. Charts]

What difference would it make if it were not blindfolded ?
Is the implication that because it could see it would somehow have a better understanding of market dynamics ?


Paul

What's Alistair Darling got to do with it?

 

[oildaytrader]

What difference would it make if it were not blindfolded ?
Is the implication that because it could see it would somehow have a better understanding of market dynamics ?


Paul

It could see the trend heading higher or lower,might aim for target,might copy trend trader

 

[samuelhogg]

Should be -

2) Monkey gets it wrong, monkey gets a big bag of bananas subsidised by the taxpayer!

Let's change the rules though...

1) Monkey gets it right, monkey gets banana.

2) Monkey gets it wrong, monkey get size 10 up backside.

Now let's see if monkey become more reluctant to throw dart!?

 

[counter_violent]

When you become pro, the bananas will be provided at the passing out party.

How will I know i'm pro?.....when I start doing pretend naked option trades with pretend margin perhaps!:clap:

And before anyone says....The objective was to prove that writers have the edge over buyers.....well of course they flaming well do....obvious innit...it's the same as selling insurance.....a monkey could do it.

 

[oildaytrader]

Worming tablets, they send her wild when she's in season (dog rag week).

Were u there when she did last tango in paris on Brando?

 

[tommog]

Should be -

2) Monkey gets it wrong, monkey gets a big bag of bananas subsidised by the taxpayer!

or 3) Monkey gets it right, monkey has to give 50% of it back to government to prop up failing industries