I would like to announce that I am a vendor

DionysusToast

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I guess it’s time for me to fess up and admit my status as a vendor.

My used undergarments are now available for your pleasure. All products are sealed in a double layer plastic bag within 1 minute of removal. Check the DionysusToast Bouquet (DTB) rating to ensure your product matches your tastes. Lower numbers are for those with a more delicate palate and the higher numbers are for the stench fans out there.

Products available:

1) "Day at the office". Marvel at the aroma of a 25 minute air conditioned trip on the train to Siam Station, the change to Sathorn station and a 5 minute walk to Bangkok City Tower building. Put yourself in my shoes during the delights of 8 hours of meetings and the same trip back home. It’s mostly a cool day but the occasional walks in the searing Bangkok heat means there’s no lack of delicate essences. All this sealed in a pair of Calvin Klein elastaine boxers. This is an ideal product for our first time buyers.
DTB Rating : 2

2) "Sleep Over". A shower, then to bed with a glass of warm milk and a snuggle with my partner. Things get pretty steamy in there and many of customers have been delighted with the bonus stains, often on the inside and the outside. In the morning, a post coital lie in until 10am. Then a a final bonus, a 10 minute scrotal scratching session and a cheeky slap of the left cheek and then sealed and delivered to your doorstep. Regular buyers will appreciate the tanginess of this tanga.
DTB Rating : 4

3) "Been Jogging G". Enjoy the aroma of 4 laps of Bangkoks Lumpini park at 5pm in the 30 degree centigrade heat. 10K of perspiration soaked up by our custom G string put together with the NASA developed ultra absorbent material made to seal in the dampness and odor. Astronaut approved no less. This product is the first in our new 'extra mature' line. Keep your noses peeled for more in this line soon
DTB Rating : 5230

PM me for more details.
 
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I would like to announce that tomorrow I shall be mostly eating - bourbon creams. I have already prepared lunch:
P l e a s e tell me not with not with herbal / fruit tea!
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