Dude,
"I will be putting limit orders above the ask price, waiting for somebody to sell at market price (which will then be me)... and straight away selling for below the bid price... so when somebody buys at market price they will be buying my shares again."
As twalker says, your plan as stated makes no sense. However I get the idea you may be trying to do this:
You intend to play market maker, to bid for stock with a wide spread a little above the best bid then if filled immediately offer it out a little below the best offer, i.e capturing some of the spread. This could work, although there is a large danger that once you own your stock not only can you not sell it on the offer but also then the bid, or indeed bids, that were just below your initial filled bid, disappear leaving you in a quandary. Your Level 2 skills and trading platform will need to be sharp to do this I think.Best of luck anyway.
PS I didn't pee on your rug I swear 🙂