Escorts

[price777999]

Anyone ever been in a relationship with an escort ....... ?

So I met this chick ..erm at my dads house ... and was supposedly a friend or some ******** .... anyway I ended up screwing her in a London Hotel ( I didnt pay )

so now we are chatting on Facebook and she doesnt know I know she's a hooker but I got her yahoo id and been chatting to her as a customer with a fake nik lol .

now im a bit confused ..just wondered if anyone had been in this kind of situation before ?

 

[Forexmospherian]

I had an on/ off love affair with a couple of Escorts in the early 1980's - one was a Ford Escort XR3 - but she was soon dumped for a Escort XR3i. That did not last that long - because I was introduced to a beautiful black 3.0L Capri and this was true love that lasted a couple of years.

As i matured I moved on to more exotic German and Italian models and I began to get confused - now when I look back and think - those escorts were cr*p

PS - did you wear a glove ? ( no not a driving glove) ;-))

 

[sonofcablemonster]

Anyone ever been in a relationship with an escort ....... ?

So I met this chick ..erm at my dads house ... and was supposedly a friend or some ******** .... anyway I ended up screwing her in a London Hotel ( I didnt pay )

so now we are chatting on Facebook and she doesnt know I know she's a hooker but I got her yahoo id and been chatting to her as a customer with a fake nik lol .

now im a bit confused ..just wondered if anyone had been in this kind of situation before ?

Run don't walk away. I hope you used protection. Best get yourself down to the local clap clinic.

 

[piggybridges]

still a better love story than twilight

 

[Shakone]

I think the whole 'met her at my Dad's' is the most concerning part of this story.

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

If you do enter a relationship with this Escort chick make sure you have a written contract stating that you are 'off the meter' otherwise when the relationship ends she'll hit with a bill for all the nookie u been having.

Don't listen to this lot pricey they've never seen Pretty Woman.

PS If you need a bruuva to take her for a test drive to see if she's good enough for you, I'm down. Off the meter of course.

PPS don't fall in love with her.

PPPS don't take advice from me as I constantly get rejected by hookers muttering "not even 4 all the money in the kin world geeza"

 

[NVP]

I had an on/ off love affair with a couple of Escorts in the early 1980's - one was a Ford Escort XR3 - but she was soon dumped for a Escort XR3i. That did not last that long - because I was introduced to a beautiful black 3.0L Capri and this was true love that lasted a couple of years.

As i matured I moved on to more exotic German and Italian models and I began to get confused - now when I look back and think - those escorts were cr*p

PS - did you wear a glove ? ( no not a driving glove) ;-))

my mate had an Xr3i and I loved it .........I managed to trump him in the end though buying a fully rally prepared bright red Audi Quattro (yep life on mars like example below) with a bonus from my days working in Shell's Trading room back office

sadly a messy breakup with my first wife finally fuelled a 140 mph jaunt up the A1 and I flipped it ..........

sigh..........
N

 

[DionysusToast]

I think the whole 'met her at my Dad's' is the most concerning part of this story.

Indeed - if this relationship goes anywhere, there will always be those nagging thoughts in the back of his head "is my dad better in the sack than me?"....

 

[NVP]

has anyone missed the irony that the dad is in fact a pimp ?

 

[Liquid validity]

Old mans hooker sloppy seconds, and free too :smart:
Any holes a goal, excellent

 

[price777999]

yep ..pretty funny story , but its a real mind ****

 

[counter_violent]

snakes with tits the lot of em

 

[Pondlifedregsbutler]

snakes with tits the lot of em

Someone fell in love....

 

[robster970]

I think the whole 'met her at my Dad's' is the most concerning part of this story.

Yes, I thought that was odd too.....

Funny though.

 

[random12345]

Jesus.

What if this girl turns out to be the OP's sister to boot?

 

[sonofcablemonster]

Jesus.

What if this girl turns out to be the OP's sister to boot?

You mean she could be like his dad's secret lovechild. No mention of Norfolk in OPs profile

 

[counter_violent]

I ended up screwing her in a London Hotel ( I didnt pay )

Be careful, the hotel owners could track down your car reg and come after you for payment.

 

[rsh01]

Does she have a vendor badge?

 

[rsh01]

Seriously though, is it possible to be a successful escort and a sex tutor? Those who do.....

 

[sonofcablemonster]

Does she have a vendor badge?

You mean vendor vadge