I have the farm. Like a good boy it lives in a fund which I am assured is virtually unassailable because, like good boys, they spread the risk over a range of investment areas. Sleep peacefully at night and go and play with 5% on CFDs.
Fantastic! I can retire comfortably and even add to the fund or treat myself to nice things...
Who TF is this Mr Bernanke? WTF is this Chinese credit crunch? Emerging markets or receding markets? Japan? Greece? When the FTSE dives, the market gaps and all the stocks are sold (minutes before I get wind of it and the lines are red and drop much faster than the green lines ever went up. Where is that money now? In bank accounts? Whose? Oh-oh!
Gold? I wonder, can it go much lower? You can't eat it and, if the shops all close, it's mighty difficult to spend.
Nice men from Fleet St, Bristol and Truro write me letters by email explaining that my previously good old boys are betting with my farm. Judging by my jottings the last few weeks cost me something like 10% of the farm. I had a fab month on CFDs and then suddenly - Mr B of the Fed - all the advice I'd been given to go long should have been to go short. The mini CFD farm lost 50% - mustn't grumble, I never had it before, easy come easy go eh? Bah!
So, to the point. Without reading endless patronising drivel
(which ends with "Yes! For only £159 get a 60% reduction on the 'secrets of where to put your money when the solids hit the fan!')
is it to be premium bonds, the post office savings bank or under the mattress and live with inflation? Please tell me, someone...?
signed
Increasingly Risk Averse
Fantastic! I can retire comfortably and even add to the fund or treat myself to nice things...
Who TF is this Mr Bernanke? WTF is this Chinese credit crunch? Emerging markets or receding markets? Japan? Greece? When the FTSE dives, the market gaps and all the stocks are sold (minutes before I get wind of it and the lines are red and drop much faster than the green lines ever went up. Where is that money now? In bank accounts? Whose? Oh-oh!
Gold? I wonder, can it go much lower? You can't eat it and, if the shops all close, it's mighty difficult to spend.
Nice men from Fleet St, Bristol and Truro write me letters by email explaining that my previously good old boys are betting with my farm. Judging by my jottings the last few weeks cost me something like 10% of the farm. I had a fab month on CFDs and then suddenly - Mr B of the Fed - all the advice I'd been given to go long should have been to go short. The mini CFD farm lost 50% - mustn't grumble, I never had it before, easy come easy go eh? Bah!
So, to the point. Without reading endless patronising drivel
(which ends with "Yes! For only £159 get a 60% reduction on the 'secrets of where to put your money when the solids hit the fan!')
is it to be premium bonds, the post office savings bank or under the mattress and live with inflation? Please tell me, someone...?
signed
Increasingly Risk Averse