comedy police coming along stating, "looky ere' clearly when you came to market we saw your spreads, being of a big fat wide nature, which caused copious amounts (under the section 38 comedy standards act 1976..... ) belly ache laughter.... so we let it ride, only upon reviewing your firm, these spreads being maintained (evidenced through normal practice) on a big fat wide basis is now is contravention of article 16 paragraph a, namely that spreads this wide and err fat for this length of time is classified as no longer funny but taking the P*ss.