How tard can it be?

postman · Apr 3, 2017

Its come to this! In order to keep a thread 'clean' you have to start one yourself in the trading journals.

This is a homage to those days of 'spank the bucket shop' which I enjoyed but did not participate. The idea was to put £100 into an account get the bucket shop to match it and tard it up to the max. Well they don't do that any more so its all my own money, all £300 (inflation you know).

So new thread, new account, full disclosure!

postman · Apr 3, 2017

So I set up a new account with some Inglorious Guys and put a modest sum in to make it accessible for anyone to join in.

I then had to adjust to the new platform (it doesn't appear to be finished and lacks a lot of functionality I would have used but I'm going to have to p1ss with the c0ck I've got.

So just to get myself used to the platform I tarded Friday PM.

counter_violent · Apr 3, 2017

Right yep good.

Bucket threads were great

postman · Apr 3, 2017

Quiet day today, been out and about in the sunshine.

Even bears need to take time to smell the flowers.

postman · Apr 3, 2017

I've already had a request to join in, please do, its a thread for anyone to post on. Well 'almost' anyone.

cantagril · Apr 4, 2017

Morning all,

Taking Postman at his word.

FXCM micro account, which I use when I don't want to trade my main accounts.

I trade Dow, Dax, FTSE and USDJPY, EURUSD, USDCAD.

Now long Dow @ 20598 TP 20634

postman · Apr 4, 2017

cantagril said:
Morning all,

Taking Postman at his word.

FXCM micro account, which I use when I don't want to trade my main accounts.

I trade Dow, Dax, FTSE and USDJPY, EURUSD, USDCAD.

Now long Dow @ 20598 TP 20634

That was an inspired entry, I got in 4 minutes after you, can I beat your exit?

postman · Apr 4, 2017

Here's some I made while sleeping.

cantagril · Apr 4, 2017

Obviously you prefer your spanking after dark

postman said:
Here's some I made while sleeping.

postman · Apr 4, 2017

Don't know what that dow is up to but I didnt like the look of it so I got out and back in again then out.

Threw a couple of FTSE's in there for good measure.

Early days but 23 trades and 23 winners, with 2 positions opened today still running.

cantagril · Apr 4, 2017

cantagril said:
Now long Dow @ 20598 TP 20634

Stopped out @20579 :-(

postman · Apr 4, 2017

cantagril said:
Stopped out @20579 :-(

You haven't got the hang of this have you, I've draw a picture!

cantagril · Apr 4, 2017

postman said:
You haven't got the hang of this have you, I've draw a picture!

Hah!

Thank you for such a clear and useful graphic - I wish I'd had this before; about 50 years before, actually. I might have spared myself a lot of that an unpleasant soreness of the buttocks which I now surmise is currently linked to my Set & Regret style.

I shall refrain from looking out of the window and shall pay more attention, sir.

postman · Apr 4, 2017

cantagril said:
Hah!

Thank you for such a clear and useful graphic - I wish I'd had this before; about 50 years before, actually. I might have spared myself a lot of that an unpleasant soreness of the buttocks which I now surmise is currently linked to my Set & Regret style.

I shall refrain from looking out of the window and shall pay more attention, sir.

On a serious note

have a look back at your 'losing' trades and see how many could have been closed for a profit (like today's) or if any would have blown your account - 'If you hadn't put a stop in'.

Think about it!

postman · Apr 4, 2017

FTSE shorts, the gift that keeps on giving.

cantagril · Apr 4, 2017

postman said:
On a serious note have a look back at your trades and see if any could have been closed for a profit (like today's) or if any would have blown your account - 'If you hadn't put a stop in'.

Think about it!

No Stop = No Money. I learned that one a while back (19/10/1987) as for not closing out for profit, yes frequently...but of course, when I do, the wretched thing continues to go my way just to spite me. It's a conspiracy I tell you.

Seeing as you seem to be a consummate graphic artist, perhaps you could dash off a little something on the "A potato cannot play the role of fish" theme or even "Comradereree" - market jargon that I missed somehow.

postman · Apr 4, 2017

cantagril said:
No Stop = No Money. I learned that one a while back (19/10/1987) as for not closing out for profit, yes frequently...but of course, when I do, the wretched thing continues to go my way just to spite me. It's a conspiracy I tell you.

Seeing as you seem to be a consummate graphic artist, perhaps you could dash off a little something on the "A potato cannot play the role of fish" theme or even "Comradereree" - market jargon that I missed somehow.

Yes way ahead of you. I almost posted these earlier but I thought it would lower the tone of the thread (what was I thinking).

Carlos Carvalhal obviously wants to sign Billy to his team but Fulchester United wont let him go. I have seen his second choice.

postman · Apr 4, 2017

9 tardes this morning 9 winners.

Need to recharge my Zen.

counter_violent · Apr 4, 2017

postman said:
You haven't got the hang of this have you, I've draw a picture!

Ya never joined in when I was doing the spank threads

postman · Apr 4, 2017

counter_violent said:
Ya never joined in when I was doing the spank threads

I fessed up in my opening post "This is a homage to those days of 'spank the bucket shop' which I enjoyed but did not participate." I am paying homage to your genius.

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