DashRiprock
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now as far as I can tell this is in just about the best place for a blog of LULZ
so please mods don't delete it for being on wrong place :/
I'll start out with (yet another) song written by DashRiprock to anyone who has been unfortunate ebough to pay for an option course run by someone that doesn't know their ar$e from their elbow.
(to the tune of "Like a virgin" by Madonna)
(sing along if you want)
I have got all my risk assessed
my theta coming through
they say that it's all hogwash
but "you know who" knows the truuuuuth
whats the beat? NFP?!
I've been had! If I only knew
that it was all schpiel
yeah it waaaaaaas all schpiel
the spot has run throuuuuuuugh
like my short strike
Touched for the very first time
Like my shooooooort strike
and my gamma
climbing high
He's just another del-boy!
my profits falling faa-e-aast
for me no more cordon bleu
because I'm doing my ar$e
He's a swine! Bottom line.
Was so wrong! This was all foretold
now I'm full of douuubt
like a rainbow troooooout
that your confused and oooooooooold
like my short strike (hey!)
Touched for the very first time
Like my shooooort strike
and my gamma
climbing hiiiiiiiigh
oooohhhh
wooaaoohhhhhh (aah!)
wooaaohhhh
it's my time! what a crime!
Have to busk.. on the central line
this is not ideal
this is noooooooooot ideal
quotes a barn door wiiiiiiide!
like my short strike (hey!)
Touched for the very first time
Like my shooooort strike
and my gamma
climbing high
Like my short strike
Ohhh oooh like my short strike
of my spread inside
when you short me
and you hold me
till expiry
Oh hooooo-ooooo
ohhhhhh
so please mods don't delete it for being on wrong place :/
I'll start out with (yet another) song written by DashRiprock to anyone who has been unfortunate ebough to pay for an option course run by someone that doesn't know their ar$e from their elbow.
(to the tune of "Like a virgin" by Madonna)
(sing along if you want)
I have got all my risk assessed
my theta coming through
they say that it's all hogwash
but "you know who" knows the truuuuuth
whats the beat? NFP?!
I've been had! If I only knew
that it was all schpiel
yeah it waaaaaaas all schpiel
the spot has run throuuuuuuugh
like my short strike
Touched for the very first time
Like my shooooooort strike
and my gamma
climbing high
He's just another del-boy!
my profits falling faa-e-aast
for me no more cordon bleu
because I'm doing my ar$e
He's a swine! Bottom line.
Was so wrong! This was all foretold
now I'm full of douuubt
like a rainbow troooooout
that your confused and oooooooooold
like my short strike (hey!)
Touched for the very first time
Like my shooooort strike
and my gamma
climbing hiiiiiiiigh
oooohhhh
wooaaoohhhhhh (aah!)
wooaaohhhh
it's my time! what a crime!
Have to busk.. on the central line
this is not ideal
this is noooooooooot ideal
quotes a barn door wiiiiiiide!
like my short strike (hey!)
Touched for the very first time
Like my shooooort strike
and my gamma
climbing high
Like my short strike
Ohhh oooh like my short strike
of my spread inside
when you short me
and you hold me
till expiry
Oh hooooo-ooooo
ohhhhhh