An interview with HowardCohodas

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This new member I quite like so far, he's being provocative and is full of lovely dark squidgy fibourous ideas. I see that he's been receiving a lot of hatred recently but haters gonna hate and I for one am gonna respect anyone who can perform a heart and lung transplant on themselves with a rusty knife while selling vol. So I wanna interview him.

Let's start.

Howard: Question 1. Tell us about yer early life till, say, you graduated/left high school
 
Let me think about what I would be getting myself into before I respond. It's an intriguing offer. I just don't understand the risks.
 
This new member I quite like so far, he's being provocative and is full of lovely dark squidgy fibourous ideas. I see that he's been receiving a lot of hatred recently but haters gonna hate and I for one am gonna respect anyone who can perform a heart and lung transplant on themselves with a rusty knife while selling vol. So I wanna interview him.

Let's start.

Howard: Question 1. Tell us about yer early life till, say, you graduated/left high school

Let us guess.I left high school to become a pimp selling women for $500 a night to Arabs in London's mayfair.
 
On advice from someone on this forum whom I admire, I'll give it a go.

I was born nine months and two weeks after my parents were married. At that time my Mother had just graduated as a registered nurse (don't know the UK equivalent) and my father had just been drafted and chose the Marine Corps. My Mom moved in with my Dad's parents on the farm they had. Moving from a large city to a small town was a considerable culture shock her. Sometime late in my Mother's pregnancy my Dad was to come home on leave. Mom rushed to her mother-in-law and told her how wonderful it would be if the baby was born while he was home. My Grandmother had to inform her that this would likely lead people to talk. My Mom was brilliant but quite naive all here life. I just lost her last December.

On the farm I had no other children as friends except my two younger brothers. All my associations were with adults in the family and the farm hands. School was quite a shock to me. No social skills, no athletic skills, no fighting skills and no friends. I am a of a minority faith and was frequently beat up on the bus as a result. The next door neighbor girl, who was a senior at the time, had me sit with her on the bus. My first crush and I was only in first grade.

My family moved out of my grandparents house into a house on another farm they owned about two miles away when I was in third grade. This required changing schools. When I left the first school we had just started the multiplication tables. When I arrived at the new school they had already finished. This future mathematician got some poor grades at first. The new house had the advantage of having a boy my age living close by. We are friends to this day.

The principal in the new school was aggressively anti my faith. When I would miss school because of a religious holiday he would always give me grief before he would sign my readmission slip. On one occasion when two close holidays both fell on school days he gave me the normal dose of grief on the first. On the second, a little over a week later, he began yelling at me in front of everyone about how he didn't believe me because he knew of no such closely spaced holidays. I stood there cowed and he eventually signed my readmission slip.

I was very interested in science and math and would read the issues of Scientific American during study hall. The monthly column on mathematics was my favorite. There were no copy machines in those days so I would hand copy the articles I liked. I learned that the process of passing concepts through my brain and out my hand was wonderful way to learn.

I developed severely ingrown toenails and had constant infections. They treated me the first time by removing the toenail. The problem returned and I was scheduled for surgery to remove the toenail root so that it would not grow back. Then came the snow storm. I was in considerable pain and did not like the idea of permanently removing the root. So I performed some surgery on myself. I cut away the proudflesh, dug out the embedded shards of the ingrown nail, disinfected the area and packed it to help it heal. The toe healed nicely. I never had the problem again as I would preemptively cut out the shards before infections got out of control.

My Mother hated it on the farm. I was not too thrilled with farm life either. I was never as strong, never ate as much, was never as thin and was never as bored at anything in my entire live. My Dad did not like working for his Dad. My Granddad was old school and made all the farming decisions even though my Dad had attended agricultural school on the GI bill. My Dad eventually took a job with Greyhound in the city 50 miles away. This did not satisfy my Mom so we moved to the city in the middle of my junior hear (11 out of 12). When my Mom was house shopping she thought she recognized the name of the owner of the house they bought. It turned out to be the doctor who had removed my toenail and was going to remove the root. It's a small world.

I still had few social skills and did not attend any school social activities. I was embarrassed when I had to turn down offers of a date from a couple of girls because I did not know how to dance. My aunt suspected my sexuality. More on this in the future. I joined the math club. Go figure.

My family could not easily pay for college so I applied to the technical school near where I lived, Case Institute of Technology. It was a big rival of MIT. I was accepted for early admission, and registered by draining my savings account. My Dad had just lost his job, so no financial help came from them other than letting me live at home.
 
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$500 a night in Mayfair? That was in the 60s presumably, $500 doesn't go very far in Mayfair these days.

Ay! those were the days! But the 50s were cheaper still! In the 40s the Yanks were all over the place. and in the blackout you didn't know what you were getting, anyway.
 
Er, just what a friend told me, erm ..

No need to displace, you are fulfilling an essential social and economic function which is win-win-win-win for the purchaser of services, the provider, the facilitator (you) and the economy when the money is spent. This increases the circulation velocity of money and generates a growing economy.
You should be proud of yourself.
 
No need to displace, you are fulfilling an essential social and economic function which is win-win-win-win for the purchaser of services, the provider, the facilitator (you) and the economy when the money is spent. This increases the circulation velocity of money and generates a growing economy.
You should be proud of yourself.

If only my girlfriend (ex) were so understanding.... :(
 
Let me think about what I would be getting myself into before I respond. It's an intriguing offer. I just don't understand the risks.

I hope the risks won't inhibit your participation in such a thread as this. I've really enjoyed your posts and feel a sort of kinship with you. I'd be fascinated to know more. It would be too bad if the negative element here prevented that useful unfolding.
 
I hope the risks won't inhibit your participation in such a thread as this. I've really enjoyed your posts and feel a sort of kinship with you. I'd be fascinated to know more. It would be too bad if the negative element here prevented that useful unfolding.

Thank you. I decided to go ahead. It is post #6 of this thread.
 
What's the betting that "Harry Minot" is actually Howard Cohodas?

"feel a kinship"?? LOL

This reference is obviously foreign to me. However, it made me think. What are the chances that you are actually smart but are just here on the down low?
 
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