Multās per gentēs et multa per aequora vectus
adveniō hās miserās, Dash, ad īnferiās,
ut tē postrēmō dōnārem mūnere mortis
et mūtam nēquīquam alloquerer cinerem,
quandoquidem fortūna mihī tētē abstulit ipsum.
heu miser indignē Dash adēmpte mihi,
nunc tamen intereā haec, prīscō quae mōre parentum
trādita sunt trīstī mūnere ad īnferiās,
accipe frāternō multum mānantia flētū,
atque in perpetuum, Dash, avē atque valē.
Dash lived life to the full. He loved life to the full. He also loved a$$. Boobs as well, but not as much as a$$. I hope this is a fitting tribute to his passion for teh a$$:
President Obama leads mourners in a memorial service in the United States. He has already been criticised for taking so long to respond to the news, which broke over two hours ago.
Tributes are pouring in from the world of showbiz. Z-list celeb Oneofthebigbrothertarts has sent a picture of her a$$ and asked that it be displayed in memory of Dash:
Former President Bush is furious at the news and has already called for the invasion of an additional 10 countries in the first of what it is hoped will be a string of reprisals.